bad joke of the day
I've got a sleepy Gibbs on my feet right now. Poor puppy is exhausted. Mom and Dad had him outside ALL DAY and now he's paying the price. He can't even hold his head up or keep his eyes open. He doesn't love the heat but his short haircut helps, sort of...and dad is always throwing water at him and stuff. And we give him frozen water bottles to play with...and when in doubt, he goes into my bathroom and sleeps on my bathroom floor. Or in the tub. And if he really wants a drink, he barks at the bathtub faucet until someone turns it on for him. Today is August 3 and here is today's joke:
A pirate walks into a bar wearing a paper towel on his head. He sits down at the bar and orders some dirty rum.
The bartender asks, "Why are you wearing a paper towel?"
"Arrr..." says the pirate. "I've got a bounty on me head!"
see you tomorrow!