bad joke of the day
Did everyone watch Glee last night?!?! I swear that the toss up for the best lines were the crack made about Jessica Simpson and "Dolphins are really just gay Sharks". I loved it.
So today, Gibbs was a total suck. He spent most of the time either laying on my feet, or if i was sitting down, on my lap. He's going to be an unhappy camper tomorrow! He's so goofy though. I gave him a piece of banana today and he threw it in the air and then tried to roll on it. This continued for about 10 minutes, then he ate it. This morning though, i didn't hear him banging on the door to be let into my room (i had fallen asleep at about 330 am and this was about 6 am, so do the math.) Again, mom let him in and he was fine until he jumped up on the bed and laid across my body. Then he growled at her. Today is April 14 and tomorrow i will share the details of my first day on the new job--and here is today's joke:
The teacher says, "Okay, class, we're going to play a game today. I want everyone to give me a sentence with the word 'perhaps' in it."
Claude says, "Perhaps if we are good, the teacher won't give us any homework."
The teacher says, "Very good, Claude."
Mary says, "The sky is very dark... perhaps it's going to rain." The teacher says, "Very good, Mary."
She calls on Little Johnny in the back.
Johnny says, "Yesterday, when I got home from school, my sister and her music teacher both had their pants down to their ankles. Perhaps they were gonna pee on the piano."
see you tomorrow!
So today, Gibbs was a total suck. He spent most of the time either laying on my feet, or if i was sitting down, on my lap. He's going to be an unhappy camper tomorrow! He's so goofy though. I gave him a piece of banana today and he threw it in the air and then tried to roll on it. This continued for about 10 minutes, then he ate it. This morning though, i didn't hear him banging on the door to be let into my room (i had fallen asleep at about 330 am and this was about 6 am, so do the math.) Again, mom let him in and he was fine until he jumped up on the bed and laid across my body. Then he growled at her. Today is April 14 and tomorrow i will share the details of my first day on the new job--and here is today's joke:
The teacher says, "Okay, class, we're going to play a game today. I want everyone to give me a sentence with the word 'perhaps' in it."
Claude says, "Perhaps if we are good, the teacher won't give us any homework."
The teacher says, "Very good, Claude."
Mary says, "The sky is very dark... perhaps it's going to rain." The teacher says, "Very good, Mary."
She calls on Little Johnny in the back.
Johnny says, "Yesterday, when I got home from school, my sister and her music teacher both had their pants down to their ankles. Perhaps they were gonna pee on the piano."
see you tomorrow!