bad joke of the day
First of all, Mother Nature?!?! Where the ((&# did the nice warm weather go?!?! It freakin' snowed today! And it's windy and gross and cold out! I had to put flannel sheets back on the bed! Get your meds adjusted and bring back the nice weather!
Gibbs is evil. No question about it. He's just evil. Everytime i turned around today, he was into something. I'd be picking something up and he'd be pulling something else out. I still can't find my one running shoe. And he KNEW he was in shit with me. I'd go and sit down and he'd sit on my feet and put his head against my leg and whine. Or if i tried to walk anywhere, he'd be right there, more than normal. What a beast!
I got my schedule for the new job today. I work Thursday, Friday and Saturday of next week. Which works because I have the kiddies on Tuesday and Wednesday and I'm babysitting on Saturday night for another family. On Sunday, I am supposed to be going to the Toronto Zoo with my sister. At least I have Monday off!
Today is April 9 and here is today's joke:
There once was an old pirate captain, and this captain had a son who had no ears. One day the pirate captain picked up some new crew members. As the new recruits got on board the captain told them about his son, and that he was very sensitive about the fact that he had no ears. He said that if they offended his son by saying any thing about his ears they would have to walk the plank! The new pirates were naturally nervous about meeting this boy.
Well, after a while some of the pirates met the boy. The first pirate tried not to look at him, but he couldn't handle it and kept staring. The boy yelled "What are you looking at!?" Hurried to think of an excuse, the pirate said "I was just admiring your hand! Take care of your hand, or you will have to wear a hook like me." "Thank you for the advice", said the boy.
Soon a second pirate encoutered the boy. When he stared at the boy the boy said "What are you looking at!?" "I was just admiring your leg," said the pirate. "You take care of your leg, or you will have to wear a wooden leg like me!" "Thank you for the advice," said the boy.
Later a third pirate encountered the boy and stared. When the boy said "What are you looking at!?" the pirate said "I was just admiring your eyes. You take care of your eyes or you will have to wear glasses like me... and you can't wear glasses, because you don't have any ears to hold them up!"
see you tomorrow!