bad joke of the day
I have to ask...since you guys know everything! Is it normal for dogs to watch tv? I know that cats do, but Gibbs will drag his blanket onto my floor, ball it up and lay there and watch tv. And not just for a couple of minutes. Tonight, it was for almost an hour. It was pretty funny to watch. We went for a long walk today and i have to say that Gibbs no longer walks really well...basically, he just about dislocates my shoulder by pulling. The only time he's calm is when we're on our way home. Makes me nuts.
I have the kiddies at 545 tomorrow morning, so i am going to take them to school, come home, get changed, go to Orillia, have my job interview, drop off a resume and come home. Then I have to decorate my sister's birthday cake. I get the kiddies after school, pick up the cake and take it to Orillia. Then it's Survivor night and then Grey's Anatomy. And then bedtime. I'm totally looking forward to that! Today is March 31 and here is today's joke:
I killed a 6-pack just to watch it die.
I said "no" to drugs, but they just wouldn't listen.
Kill 'em all. Let God sort it out
Protected by .357 Magnum 3 days a week. You guess which 3
Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
Fight crime - Shoot back
Ever seen an UZI fired from a car window?
Remember Folks: Stop Lights Timed For 35mph Are Also Timed For 70mph.
Clear the Road I AM SIXTEEN
He Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost But Miles From The Next Exit
I got this motor home for my wife. Best deal I ever made
Hang up and drive.
I'm just driving this way to piss you off.
If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Over... [Seen Upside Down, On A Jeep]
If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer.
see you tomorrow!
I have the kiddies at 545 tomorrow morning, so i am going to take them to school, come home, get changed, go to Orillia, have my job interview, drop off a resume and come home. Then I have to decorate my sister's birthday cake. I get the kiddies after school, pick up the cake and take it to Orillia. Then it's Survivor night and then Grey's Anatomy. And then bedtime. I'm totally looking forward to that! Today is March 31 and here is today's joke:
I killed a 6-pack just to watch it die.
I said "no" to drugs, but they just wouldn't listen.
Kill 'em all. Let God sort it out
Protected by .357 Magnum 3 days a week. You guess which 3
Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
Fight crime - Shoot back
Ever seen an UZI fired from a car window?
Remember Folks: Stop Lights Timed For 35mph Are Also Timed For 70mph.
Clear the Road I AM SIXTEEN
He Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost But Miles From The Next Exit
I got this motor home for my wife. Best deal I ever made
Hang up and drive.
I'm just driving this way to piss you off.
If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Over... [Seen Upside Down, On A Jeep]
If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer.
see you tomorrow!