bad joke of the day
So Gibbs was the first one in the bathtub. It took the contruction guy almost an hour to fit it into the space in the bathroom. At one point, he thought that he was going to have to have me go and tell dad that it wouldn't fit and that we may need a smaller one. But he finally managed to threaten/shove/plead the one we picked out in. I also have drywall and plumbing for the tub. I wish you could have seen the look on Gibbs' face when he jumped into the tub and realized how much deeper it was then the old one. He was stunned at first and then smiled!
And while i was under house arrest with my dog attached to my ankle, i was tooling around the internet looking for useless information and recipes and stuff. And while i was sitting there, I realized what a weird word 'recipe' is. It just took me a minute, sitting there, trying to wrap my mind around the spelling of it. It just made me think...today is March 4 and here is today's joke:
Signs Your Cat May Be Trying To Kill You
- Seems mighty chummy with the dog all of a sudden.
- He actually *does* have your tongue.
- You find a stash of "Feline of Fortune" magazines behind the couch.
- Cyanide pawprints all over the house.
- You wake up to find a bird's head in your bed.
- As the wind blows over the grassy knoll in downtown Dallas, you get a faint whiff of catnip.
- Droppings in litter box spell out "REDRUM."
- Catch him with a new mohawk looking in the mirror saying, "Mew looking at me? Mew looking at me?"
- Takes attentive notes every time "Itchy and Scratchy" are on.
- You find blueprints for a Rube Goldgerg device that starts with a mouse chased into a hole and ends with flaming oil dumped on your bed.
- Has taken a sudden interest in the wood chipper.
- Instead of dead birds, leaves cartons of Marlboros on your doorstep.
- Ball of yarn playfully tied into a hangman's noose.
- You find a piece of paper labelled "MY WIL" which says "LEEV AWL 2 KAT."
- Now sharpens claws on your car's brake lines.
- see you tomorrow!