bad joke of the day

Jan 29, 2010 22:25


So you know it's cold out when Taz won't even try to escape.  That or else he's seen Gibbs in action in the snow and is afraid that he'll get buried in the snow.  Gibbs didn't mind that it was -35 with the windchill, he wanted to play in the snow.  I'd shove him out the door and close it.  He run over to the door, bang on it and then run over and knock over the shovel.  So i'd pull on my coat and boots and go and shovel a few loads of snow onto him.  The pics in my other post were taken once my dad got home.  It's much easier to take pics with another person to throw the snow.  At one point Gibbs was shivering but he refused to come in.  Dad ended up chasing him down the yard and carrying him back to the house. Today is January 29 and here is today's joke:

Little Johnny was passing his parents bedroom in the middle of the night in search of a glass of water. Hearing a lot of moaning and thumping, he peeks in and catches his parents in the act.
Before his Dad can even react, little Johnny exclaims, "Oh boy! Horsey ride. Daddy can I ride on your back?"

Daddy, relieved that Johnny was not asking more uncomfortable questions and seeing the opportunity not to break his stride, agrees.

Johnny hops on and daddy starts going to town. Pretty soon his mummy starts moaning and gasping and Johnny cries out, "Hang on tight, Daddy. This is the part where me and the milkman usually gets bucked off!"

see you tomorrow!

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