bad joke of the day
So for those of you who have seen the new pics of Gibbs in the snow, you can only imagine how funny he was to watch. He'd run and then dive into the snow. Or he'd come up and try to grab the shovel and then roll down a snowbank. He figured out that if he grabbed the tree branch and pull, the snow from it would rain down on him. We went to watch dad snowblowing the driveway and Gibbs figured out that the front lawn had UNTOUCHED snow on it. He ran and dove in like it was a pool. It was over his head and he'd bunny hop through it. I have to ask a question though, he was just playing with an empty 2-litre bottle of pop and the little shit got the cap off. Pretty good for a critter with no thumbs or manual dexterity. Today is January 28 and here is today's joke:
Little Janice was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me Janice, who created the universe?" When Janice didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear.
"God Almighty!" shouted Janice and the teacher said, "Very good" and Janice fell back asleep.
A while later the teacher asked Janice, "Who is our Lord and Saviour." But, Janice didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again.
"Jesus Christ!" shouted Janice and the teacher said, "Very good," and Janice fell back asleep.
Then the teacher asked Janice a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" and again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin.
This time Janice jumped up and shouted, "If you stick me with that thing one more time, I'll break it in half and stick it up your ass!"
... the teacher fainted!
see you tomorrow!