bad joke of the day
So i made a decision, and I've gotten a new family doctor. My doctor is really good and everything but i'm not really trusting him right now. You know how, females are supposed to have certain tests done every year? Never been done. The only time I had that ONE done was when i had my ovarian cyst and the OB/GYN at the hospital did them. I asked my doc about them and he said that they weren't necessary. So i called my grandma's doctor (who is also my aunt and uncle's doc) and i explained to her what was going on with my doc and she told me to come in tomorrow and fill out the paper work that i need to. Gibbs is sound asleep. We walked about 3 kilometres today. We did it in 2 walks but he's wiped out. And being super cuddly...except when my mother tries to cuddle him. Then he growls and tries to eat her face. I don't get what it is about her! Today is November 9 and here is today's joke:
These translations are for all of you wonderful women out there, so that you will know what we really mean when we say...
"IT'S A GUY THING"
Translated:* "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical."
"CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?"
Translated:* "Why isn't it already on the table?"
"UH HUH," "SURE, HONEY," OR "YES, DEAR"
Translated:* Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response.
"IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN"
Translated:* "I have no idea how it works."
"TAKE A BREAK, HONEY. YOU'RE WORKING TOO HARD."
Translated:* "I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner."
"THAT'S INTERESTING, DEAR."
Translated:* "Are you still talking?"
"YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS."
Translated:* "I remember the theme song to 'F Troop,' the address of the first girl I ever kissed and the vehicle identification numbers of every car
I've ever owned... but I forgot your birthday."
"OH, DON'T FUSS, I JUST CUT MYSELF. IT'S NO BIG DEAL."
Translated:* "I have actually severed a limb but will bleed to death before I admit that I'm hurt."
"HEY, I'VE GOT MY REASONS FOR WHAT I'M DOING."
Translated:* "And I sure hope I think of some pretty soon."
"I CAN'T FIND IT."
Translated:* "It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless."
"WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME?"
Translated:* "What did you catch me at?"
"I'M NOT LOST. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE."
Translated:* "No one will ever see us alive again."
"WE SHARE THE HOUSEWORK."
Translated:* "I make the messes; she cleans them up."
see you tomorrow!