bad joke of the day
So I'm supposed to be at my cousin's place in Cambridge right now but I am sitting in my bedroom in Coldwater. I went to drive to get the kids for lunch today and literally had very little steering in my van. Like 'my wheels are encased in cement' can't move the steering wheel. I spent an hour on the phone with the kia dealers around here (there are 3), trying to get my vehicle in. I finally got an appointment for 11 tomorrow morning in Barrie. They think that it's the u-joint that is gone. Apparently this is a huge problem in these vans. All i know is that i have to spend close to 4 freakin' hours at the shop tomorrow waiting for it. The good news is that Dad said that he will probably follow me down so we can go somewhere. Today is October 30 and here is today's joke:
**Today's Joke is curteosy of Scoobysnacks** Thanks babe!
A bald man with a wooden leg gets invited to a Hallowe'en party. He doesn 't know what costume to wear to hide his head and leg, so he writes to a costume company to explain his problem.
A few days later he received a parcel with the following note:
Dear Sir,
Please find enclosed a pirate's outfit. The spotted handkerchief will cover your bald head and, with your wooden leg, you will be just right as a pirate.
Very truly yours, Acme Costume Co.
The man thinks this is terrible because they have just emphasized his wooden leg and so he writes a letter of complaint. A week goes by and he receives another parcel and a note, which says:
Dear Sir;
Please find enclosed a monk's habit. The long robe will cover your wooden leg and, with your bald head, you will really look the part.
Very truly yours, Acme Costume Co.
Now the man is really upset since they have gone from emphasizing his wooden leg to emphasizing his bald head, so again he writes the company another nasty letter of complaint. The next day he gets a samll parcel, and a note, which reads:
Dear Sir,
Please find the enclosed bottle of molasses. Pour the molasses over your bald head, stick your wooden leg up your ass and go as a caramel apple.
Very truly yours, Acme Costume co.
see you tomorrow!