bad joke of the day
I think i'm Switzerland. I've got Gibbs sleeping against me on the left side and Taz stretched out on the right side. Now Gibbs LOVES the cats, Taz in particular. He tries so hard to get Taz to play. He jumps at him and barks at him and pushes his nose against his side. Earlier i did see Taz headbutt Gibbs in a semi-friendly way but for the most part, Taz isn't sharing that lovin' feeling. And for those of you worried about last night's sleep....Gibbs and i went to bed at 11:30 and I had to WAKE HIM UP at 5:30 to pee and then we went back to bed until 9:30. He likes to fall asleep sucking on my shirt or pajama top. Right now he's laying on my pajama top from last night, with a corner of it in his mouth. He's 9 weeks old and has been weaned from mommy for about 2 weeks now, so it's not like he was taken away too soon. I think it's just him. And he totally freaks if he thinks he's alone. But that makes sense. He's come from a home with 5 other puppies and 6 grown dogs. It must be a little scary to come to a house that you don't know and you're all by yourself. I'll post more pics on the weekend. Today is September 30 (how'd that happen?!?!) and here is today's joke:
Actual Signs in use:
Sign over a Gynecologist's Office: "Dr. Jones, at your cervix." **********
In a Podiatrist's office: "Time wounds all heels." **********
On a Septic Tank Truck: Yesterday's Meals on Wheels **********
Sign on the back of yet another Septic Tank Truck: "Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises" **********
On a Plumber's truck: "We repair what your husband fixed." **********
On another Plumber's truck: "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber." **********
On a Church's Bill board: "7 days without God makes one weak." **********
At a Tire Store: "Invite us to your next blowout." **********
On an Electrician's truck: "Let us remove your shorts." **********
In a Non-smoking Area: "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire & take appropriate action." **********
On a Maternity Room door: "Push. Push. Push." **********
At an Optometrist's Office: "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place." **********
On a Taxidermist's window: "We really know our stuff." **********
On a Fence: "Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!" **********
At a Car Dealership: "The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment." **********
Outside a Car Exhaust Store: "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."
In a Vets waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
In a Restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in & get fed up."
In the front yard of a Funeral Home: "Drive carefully. We'll wait."
And don't forget the sign at a RADIATOR SHOP: "Best place in town to take a leak."
see you tomorrow!