I am going to hell.

[mindseyedream]

I am Taylor B: Sorry. I keep unloading my relationship problems on you.
MindsEye Dream: Nonsense! That is what I'm here for.
MindsEye Dream: And lo, [insert god(s) of choice] made many women, and was satisfied, knowing that this was a kick-ass group of women. But looking into their future, he saw great strife!
I am Taylor B: XD
I am Taylor B: So he made Ben?
MindsEye Dream: "Damn," said [insert god(s) of choice]. "I better give these girls an emotional dumping ground."
MindsEye Dream: AND LO! I became.

.....

MindsEye Dream: Mmmmm, tasty.
I am Taylor B: XD
I am Taylor B: I need to get to bed soon.
MindsEye Dream: ....I...aw, man.
MindsEye Dream: Where did two hours go?
MindsEye Dream: TWO HOURS. Gone!
I am Taylor B: XD
I am Taylor B: It happens, dude.
I am Taylor B: So easily.
MindsEye Dream: I think that Jesus steals them when I'm not looking.
I am Taylor B: This girl gave me a bracelet that says "Jesus loves me"
MindsEye Dream: I look away for ONE MINUTE, and the bastard grabs a handful of my lifespan. "Ahaha! Suckerrrrrr."
I am Taylor B: He eats it.
MindsEye Dream: "Jesus loves me."?
MindsEye Dream: "...but...but...no! No! The therapist said he DIDN'T love me...they...they said it was a lie! He..he just wanted to touch me...."
I am Taylor B: BAHAHA!
MindsEye Dream: Better yet, "...mmmm, yes, yes he does. Eeevery night."
MindsEye Dream: "Sometimes twice a day."
MindsEye Dream: "And let me tell you, hun - just between you and me? Jesus is hung like a HORSE."
I am Taylor B: YOU'RE SO WRONG.
MindsEye Dream: You know it must be true.
MindsEye Dream: No son of god would have a small wang.
MindsEye Dream: That's why he wears robes, you see.
MindsEye Dream: No pair of pants ever made would HIDE the pure mass that must be Jesus's penis.
I am Taylor B: XD BEN!
I am Taylor B: My soulllll.