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Jul 14, 2008 00:08

An amendment has been added to the very extensive list of rules and regulations on file in the Nevada Compound:

"Section 14.7 Addendum 12: In keeping with the Accepted Standards ruling, wookies are not considered to be an acceptable category of weapon, and are therefore prohibited within the confines of the base. Failure to comply with this ruling will result in removal of the wookie in question, a thirty-day suspension of pay, and/or 100 hours of public community service (specifically, highway cleanup), as is deemed necessary on a case by case basis."

No official announcement has been made to declare the new statute.

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