I like cellphones!
I like cellphones too, see how my ringer is different depending on who I'm trying to be?
OMG ME TOO!
Oh, by the way, rats have cellphones.
Yeah, so I heard.
You know what I really like?
No What?
CELLPHONES WITH BLOOD ALL OVER THEM!
Me too!!!!! I wonder which one of us is the better lay?
Probably you, cuz you have a better ringtone. *sigh*
~~and scene~~
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