i'd go down on my knees but it's no good

[mindreader_eh]

So it's been awhile, eh~? Sorry, sorry, I'd like to fucking see you try to convince the electrician to, you know, not turn off my electricity. I was tempted to start in with the blackmailing mindfuck (the dude had some serious issues the authorities and his wife ought to've been informed of, man. His ideal sexual roleplay was as the Chewbacca to

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[frostboy]

I'm thankful for the existence of the couch.

And for Kou.

And for the fact that none of my ex-girlfriends have been successful at the whole "KILL BOBBY" thing.

And many other things.

But mostly the couch. :|||

[mindreader_eh]

For couch sex?

>D Didn't know you were such a heartbreaker they'd wanna kill you afterwards, Bobby~

[frostboy]

AND IT'S JUST A NICE COUCH OKAY.

Apparently!! And I just happen to pick the real winners. :D

[mindreader_eh]

For COUCH SEX.

God, you should do a seminar or something. "How to Make Your Exes Try to Kill You."

[icanhaswoks]

♥

It is a nice couch.

[blackrangerboi]

WHAT ABOUT ME?