i'd go down on my knees but it's no good

[mindreader_eh]

So it's been awhile, eh~? Sorry, sorry, I'd like to fucking see you try to convince the electrician to, you know, not turn off my electricity. I was tempted to start in with the blackmailing mindfuck (the dude had some serious issues the authorities and his wife ought to've been informed of, man. His ideal sexual roleplay was as the Chewbacca to

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[sexy_and_skorty]

I'm thankful that I'm fortunate enough to not be human.

[mindreader_eh]

You know what, I am too~! I like not having much of a conscience.

[sexy_and_skorty]

I enjoy not being weak.

[mindreader_eh]

Well, that's a bonus~

Did you get my card yet?

[sexy_and_skorty]

Card?

[mindreader_eh]

Letter?

[sexy_and_skorty]

You sent me a letter?

[mindreader_eh]

Wrote you a letter saying I couldn't live without you no more~

... Well, not really, but whatever. >D

[sexy_and_skorty]

Why did you send me something?

[mindreader_eh]

'Cause I had stamps.

[sexy_and_skorty]

I'm not into the holiday spirit, Kyouya.

[mindreader_eh]

That's okay. Only like 100 yen lost.

[sexy_and_skorty]

And my patience.

[mindreader_eh]

It had a good run.