and the leaves on the trees are a-fallin'

[mindreader_eh]

*~*~*~*~*~~*~*~BEHOLD... MY FUTURE.

I'll never get married, I'll settle down in hell in a fabulous~ condominum, have no kids, zoom around in a fucking Ford Pinto with a spacecar extension, spend my days as a mindreader-for-hire, and live happily ever after.

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*!!!!!!!

Honestly, people.

Comments

[sexy_and_skorty]

The idea of you producing spawn is disgusting.

[mindreader_eh]

Don't worry, I don't like kids.

[sexy_and_skorty]

They aren't good for many things.

[mindreader_eh]

Might be fun to teach to dance.

[sexy_and_skorty]

Right off a cliff.

[mindreader_eh]

God, you're predictable~

[sexy_and_skorty]

I find myself interesting.

[mindreader_eh]

Don't we all?

[sexy_and_skorty]

No.

[mindreader_eh]

Everyone thinks they're interesting.

[sexy_and_skorty]

Have you read the mind of every living person in the world?

[mindreader_eh]

I get bored but I never get that bored.

[sexy_and_skorty]

Then you don't know whether or not they believe they're interesting.

[mindreader_eh]

Someone's bored tonight, to be arguing with me~

[sexy_and_skorty]

My entertainment ran away.

[mindreader_eh]

So why not chase it?