this is the worst trip i've ever been on

[mindreader_eh]

You know, when I was younger and stupider and slightly~ more suicidal I decided the best way to go was to get offed by a beautiful girl. Lots of blood, lots of agony, but the last thing I'd see before I died would be her gorgeous if psychotic face, at least

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[sexy_and_skorty]

I thought you hated me.

[mindreader_eh]

You ought to know by now I lack the ability to hold a grudge for more than a week~ at the time.

[sexy_and_skorty]

You hated me for a week?

[mindreader_eh]

Three days.

[emotenshi]

The hell. Why d'you miss me?

[mindreader_eh]

'Cause whenever I see your smiling face, I have to smile myself.

[emotenshi]

... But I barely smile around you.

[mindreader_eh]

Might be why I barely smile myself, eh?

[iamthevector]

Is that a deathwish in your first paragraph?

[mindreader_eh]

A canon one, Lucy.

[iamthevector]

If you become suddenly more irritating, I have no problem granting it.

[mindreader_eh]

I could ask nothing more of you.

[unkillable]

Stuck to an angry hot chick too, huh?

Have you tried touching her ass.

[mindreader_eh]

You too? Man, I... thought it'd be slightly~ more awesome than this.

... Nope but not for lack of desire to.

[unkillable]

Yeah. But at least you got the excuse to cuddle up together.

Is it big? 'Cuz if there's nothing there, 's probably not worth all the bruises.

[mindreader_eh]

You don't? Oh, right, you're in the jungle or whatever, huh.

... It's... not really that big.

Her boobs are, though.

[nicotine_patch]

[[ooc: OKKERVIL RIVER?? RLY??]]

[mindreader_eh]

(OOC: What?)

[nicotine_patch]

[[ooc: ...NVM. Lame. I thought the title was a song-quote from a band NOBODY LISTENS TO except me and two people on limewire or something.]]

[mindreader_eh]

(OOC: No I've heard of them! But the song quote's from... the Beach Boys, actually...)