there on the dance floor making me want you somehow

[mindreader_eh]

Next time I think I'm a general in the fucking Dark Kingdom instead of an ex-soldier of Satan (I swear there's a difference), please hit me with a Bible. Or point me in the direction of pictures of Ren. Or start chanting the Latin exorcism crap. That gets me pretty damn queasy, all "Vade retro satana, nunquam suaSFDG--" oh my fucking God, I can't

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[isuzukuretsuki]

You got hit by that disaster thing too? I'm so glad that I wasn't paying attention, for the most part.

[mindreader_eh]

Unfortunately. I fucking thought I was Kunzite from Sailor Moon. You might've gotten a laugh out of it, though.

[isuzukuretsuki]

Maybe. I was in a closet for most of the weekend, however, and, unfortunately, missed it.

[mindreader_eh]

'Cause of Ritsu?

[isuzukuretsuki]

Yeah. Out of all the stupid situations I've been in, this might have been the most retarded.

Glad to be back to normal?

[mindreader_eh]

I don't know Ritsu but just judging from his posts, I'd have~ to say I agreed with you.

God, yes. Two emotionally scarring days of my life I'll never get back.

[isuzukuretsuki]

He's generally the timid, overly apologetic one. So...quite.

I'm sure you'll pull through.

[mindreader_eh]

... Creepy.

I had sex with my adoptive brother and we massaged each other with fucking Ravish-Me Raspberry body oil. I'm a dire cynic anyway but I'm not~ sure if I'll cope with the remnants of my sanity intact.

[isuzukuretsuki]

Very.

...I suppose that would be quite traumatizing. I suppose I should be gratetful that I walked a way with little more than a few bruises.

Sanity is overrated.

[mindreader_eh]

... Probably so, yeah~ are you okay, though?

I don't technically think I have it. But it's nice to pretend.

[isuzukuretsuki]

I've been worse.

I'm not exactly sure what sanity entails, anymore. I doubt I have it either.

[mindreader_eh]

... Where'd you get bruised?

I dunno either. I was supposed to crack up on my birthday. Good old deals with the devil~

[isuzukuretsuki]

Upper arm, jaw, butt. The usual.

I assume that that's where the mindreading powers came from.

[mindreader_eh]

The usual?

Got it in one.

[isuzukuretsuki]

Yeah.

What can I say. I am a genius.

[mindreader_eh]

Christ, no one should have to be used to that kind of crap.

It's not like I asked for them.