there on the dance floor making me want you somehow

[mindreader_eh]

Next time I think I'm a general in the fucking Dark Kingdom instead of an ex-soldier of Satan (I swear there's a difference), please hit me with a Bible. Or point me in the direction of pictures of Ren. Or start chanting the Latin exorcism crap. That gets me pretty damn queasy, all "Vade retro satana, nunquam suaSFDG--" oh my fucking God, I can't

Comments

[sexy_and_skorty]

What the fuck happened?

[mindreader_eh]

Clearly you've never watched Sailor Moon.

And you probably don't wanna know.

[sexy_and_skorty]

Fuck no I haven't.

[mindreader_eh]

Uh. Do you still want an explanation, eh?

[sexy_and_skorty]

Why not.

[mindreader_eh]

I thought I was the tall one. And.

Villains in Sailor Moon... uh.

Tend to.

.... Be very incompetent and stupid and akljfs

[sexy_and_skorty]

So I noticed.

[mindreader_eh]

I'll never be able to watch Sailor Moon again.

[sexy_and_skorty]

Why would you want to watch it at all?

[mindreader_eh]

The miniskirts.

[sexy_and_skorty]

You're incredibly masculine.

[mindreader_eh]

You sound so impressed.

[sexy_and_skorty]

I might be killed soon. I'm trying to be nice.

[mindreader_eh]

Who would kill you, eh, Envy~?

[sexy_and_skorty]

Greed.

[mindreader_eh]

Aw, what'd you do?