How do you know you know too much about gay porn?
I'm sure everyone has some version of the absolutely god-aweful reality show, I'm a celeb, get me out of here on one their home channels. See, we in Hungary do too and my mom does actually watch it (yeah, I'm embarrassed for her too). So, the point is, that there was some kind of trial for shiny yellow stars(?) where the players had to eat omeletts with a bunch of bugs, eyes, worms and whatnot in them. And in the current setup of the Hungarian version, there's an openly gay guy (which is kind of a big deal here...) who is like every single top's wet dream come true.
The goal was to eat the omeletts (they were about the size of smaller girl's palm, and pretty thin, so not that much) faster than the opponent and this guy just took the whole bunch in his mouth and swallowed it down without thinking (or chewing...). When my mom saw it, she was totally shocked, and asked me how he did that...I had to restrain myself from blurting out my hidden knowledge about gay porn and just tell her, that probably it was just a small amount compared to what he can swallow if he really tries. Or about gag reflexes...let's just say, his BF is one lucky guy if he does that on a daily basis. The conclusion was, that I know entirely too much about gay sex, if I'm comfortable with thinking about it in connection with a question coming from my mom and it doesn't even occure to me that it's weird. (if that makes any sense).
The goal was to eat the omeletts (they were about the size of smaller girl's palm, and pretty thin, so not that much) faster than the opponent and this guy just took the whole bunch in his mouth and swallowed it down without thinking (or chewing...). When my mom saw it, she was totally shocked, and asked me how he did that...I had to restrain myself from blurting out my hidden knowledge about gay porn and just tell her, that probably it was just a small amount compared to what he can swallow if he really tries. Or about gag reflexes...let's just say, his BF is one lucky guy if he does that on a daily basis. The conclusion was, that I know entirely too much about gay sex, if I'm comfortable with thinking about it in connection with a question coming from my mom and it doesn't even occure to me that it's weird. (if that makes any sense).