You Want Deep?
list 10 things you want to say to people but know you never will. don't say who they are.
1. Now and then, I feel our Kiwi-Papaya relationship may come to an end. And it will end in a fruit salad.
2. I'm deeply afraid of you...and what you may do to me someday. Under the influence of Pink Lemonade.
3. Every now and then, I look at your grinning face and I am filled with questions. Mostly in regards to your gender.
4. I could stare into your eyes for hours, they make me think wild, enticing thoughts. Such as, "why are you still ALIVE?"
5. You're always there for me, you're always willing to talk about anything. Tragically enough, I'm usually not listening.
6. You remind me of a pink fluffy elephant. Only male, white, and not fluffy. Hopefully.
7. What's Red and has wheels? Oh, That's right...NO ONE FUCKING CARES. Yet I still can't stop thinking about you :(.
8. If i pictured you as any animal, it'd probably be a clam. Only because i'd enjoy seeing you unmoving and buried at the ocean's floor.
9. Sometimes, you remind of my beloved uncle. Unforunately, He's a convicted felon, you sick, homicidal fuck.
10. I think you and I should go on survivor together. So we could make it to the bottom two, and I could feed you to a crocodile.
Who's deeper than me?
1. Now and then, I feel our Kiwi-Papaya relationship may come to an end. And it will end in a fruit salad.
2. I'm deeply afraid of you...and what you may do to me someday. Under the influence of Pink Lemonade.
3. Every now and then, I look at your grinning face and I am filled with questions. Mostly in regards to your gender.
4. I could stare into your eyes for hours, they make me think wild, enticing thoughts. Such as, "why are you still ALIVE?"
5. You're always there for me, you're always willing to talk about anything. Tragically enough, I'm usually not listening.
6. You remind me of a pink fluffy elephant. Only male, white, and not fluffy. Hopefully.
7. What's Red and has wheels? Oh, That's right...NO ONE FUCKING CARES. Yet I still can't stop thinking about you :(.
8. If i pictured you as any animal, it'd probably be a clam. Only because i'd enjoy seeing you unmoving and buried at the ocean's floor.
9. Sometimes, you remind of my beloved uncle. Unforunately, He's a convicted felon, you sick, homicidal fuck.
10. I think you and I should go on survivor together. So we could make it to the bottom two, and I could feed you to a crocodile.
Who's deeper than me?