this made me laugh....
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Wednesday I caught a purse-snatcher who stole stephanieruth's purse (30 points). In January I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). In March I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). In July I pulled over and changed bandge_my_heart's flat tire (15 points). In April I put gum in missinghim85's hair (-12 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-24 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
mindnoone