i got this from myspace, and it makes me giggle
You Know Youre From Groton When
1.You can smell cow shit over flowers in the spring time
2.Your drunken adventures in the woods quickly turn into witch hunts.
3.Cumberland Farms has everything you could ever need or what.
4.You can still remember when your road was dirt
5.The closest store is five miles away
6.Strip poker can escalate into a drunken orgy in a matter of
seconds
7.Your convinced the girls bathroom in Florence Roche is haunted
8.Pot is no longer considered a drug, but rather a well developed hobby
9.There is more livestock then people
10.The cops know your name.. by heart
11.Your neighbors house is located 2 miles down the road.
12.Greggy T is, and will forever be a star in his own right
13.You wanted sweet revenge on whoever tore down the wooden playground
14.Your favorite movie is Karate Kid 3 (for obvious reasons)
15.Spotted Salamanders have you by the balls
16.Youve vomited on the zipper at the summer fest several times at least
17.Riding the sizzler always meant youd break a rib
18.Cruising down DW highway was considered a night out
19.You know what REALLY goes on in Johnsons back room
20.Promenade is treated like a national holiday
21.Fitches Bridge is a little vacation away from home
22.You remember sneaking off to smoke during Mr. Fittzs Nature Walks
23.Two words: DJ Don
24. You're giving directions that include the phrase "Then you drive past THE stoplight..."
25. Half the people you know work at Shaws
1.You can smell cow shit over flowers in the spring time
2.Your drunken adventures in the woods quickly turn into witch hunts.
3.Cumberland Farms has everything you could ever need or what.
4.You can still remember when your road was dirt
5.The closest store is five miles away
6.Strip poker can escalate into a drunken orgy in a matter of
seconds
7.Your convinced the girls bathroom in Florence Roche is haunted
8.Pot is no longer considered a drug, but rather a well developed hobby
9.There is more livestock then people
10.The cops know your name.. by heart
11.Your neighbors house is located 2 miles down the road.
12.Greggy T is, and will forever be a star in his own right
13.You wanted sweet revenge on whoever tore down the wooden playground
14.Your favorite movie is Karate Kid 3 (for obvious reasons)
15.Spotted Salamanders have you by the balls
16.Youve vomited on the zipper at the summer fest several times at least
17.Riding the sizzler always meant youd break a rib
18.Cruising down DW highway was considered a night out
19.You know what REALLY goes on in Johnsons back room
20.Promenade is treated like a national holiday
21.Fitches Bridge is a little vacation away from home
22.You remember sneaking off to smoke during Mr. Fittzs Nature Walks
23.Two words: DJ Don
24. You're giving directions that include the phrase "Then you drive past THE stoplight..."
25. Half the people you know work at Shaws