Dear Santa
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In August I broke fuzzyhyppie's X-Box (-12 points). Last Monday I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points). Last Wednesday I turned xamienmooncrow in for littering (3 points). In September I pushed xynic in the mud (-17 points). Last Saturday I gave rev_blacky a Dutch Oven (-10 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-1048 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
Mindless_Desire