.oo2 // ACTION

[mindgooshed]

Scorpio;
➣ You will be eaten by coyotes.
➣ Face facts, you are a hilarious drunk.
➣ Tell that person you love them. You know who we're talking about. Wait! No, not him! Stop you fool!
➣ While you were away from home, a stranger showered in your bathroom.

ACTION; FRIDAY

[ yeah so after kicking some spider ass (and saving his partner from certain

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[Friday]

[mikangirl]

[So after having a particularly bad day herself of some idiot destroying the mikan shed and oh, that small matter of trying to kill her captain, Nami is dropping by the bar herself. Though she's really only there to pick up a few bottles to take back to the beach, because screw socialising.

...only this particular sight's going to make her pull up short.]

What on earth happened?

[mindgooshed]

[ oh hey he knows you.

barnaby just kinda. squints at her because his vision is a little blurry but oh it's nami okay. ]

.. Ahh. Long sh-[ hic. ] - story.

[mikangirl]

[Man, Barnaby, that's a pretty pathetic sight. Normally she'd wonder which of the town's less than stellar residents you ran into to get that hurt, but Nami's already aware that this is a...special... week.]

Tell me it wasn't giant spiders, at least. [She can cope with anything but that, okay.]

[mindgooshed]

[ .. yeah. special. don't expect to see this too often, so get an eyeful now, girl. ]

.. Coyotes.

[mikangirl]

[/takes pictures for posterity. But not really. Also, wait what--]

Coyotes.

[mindgooshed]

[ take it with your mind, little lady; if you got photo evidence he would just have no choice but to kill you. ]

Apparently they live in these woods.

[mikangirl]

This is the first I've heard of it. [Frowning. And she'll sit down on the stool and order herself a Going Merry, okay, because maybe one drink before leaving so she can ask more. And maybe offer help that may mess up ALL OF YOUR TIMELINES.]

How bad is it? [Hard to tell under all those bandages.]

[mindgooshed]

[ barnaby blinks blearily, kind of seeing double here. TIMELINES, WHAT TIMELINES. ]

It's not awful. I'll recover.

[ in like. a month or something. but hey he's not feeling any pain rn at least! except between his eyes. ]

[mikangirl]

No, it's not. [So agreeable.] If it's just some bite marks, it should be easy enough to fix. Want some help?

[mindgooshed]

[ well, and a broken arm. but whatever. ]

I've alreadedy been to the hospital. But thank you.

[ please try not to notice that stutter. it's what happens when he drinks okay. ]

[mikangirl]

Well, whether you've alreadedy been to the hospital or not, Luceti villagers have access to more magical healing. [Yes, she just mocked your stutter. The question is: DO YOU NOTICE.] If you want, I can take some of the edge off.

[So you're, you know. Okay in a few days as opposed to a few weeks. And 'scuse her, turning aside to sneeze.]

[mindgooshed]

[ HEY MAN HE TOTALLY NOTICED AND

it sounds really funny when you say that. pardon him he's trying to suppress some laughter rn, and failing. laughter. ]

I.. ah .. [ hehehe ] Of course.

[mikangirl]

[Laughing right along with you, HAHAHA THIS IS FUNNY YES IT IS actually it kind of is, but stop laughing at her 8| You're the drunk one--]

You're just lucky I'm too nice to take pictures.

[No, she isn't. Taking pictures just requires too much effort. >>]

[mindgooshed]

[ so drunk.

and while we're on that topic, he's going to finish off that glass of wine he's drinking rn. ]

You probabably just don't have a camera on you, is all.

[mikangirl]

Well, not a real camera. But a journal does just as nicely. [She lays hers on the bar with a grin.] If you can get a person on video recording, that's blackmail material, right there.

[mindgooshed]

[ barnaby blinks, looking blankly down at the journal for a moment. then his eyes narrow, and he grins, nudging her with an elbow.

nudging her.

nudging her.

personal contact omg what is wrong with him. ]

.. Right, but you wouldn't be the sort of person to do that, right?