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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In January I committed genocide... Sorry about that, carla_renee (-5000 points). In June I pulled over and changed diss_tint_chick's flat tire (15 points). Last Tuesday I turned erinob in for farting in church (3 points). Last Saturday I caught a purse-snatcher who stole x_jeni_hilton_x's purse (30 points). Last Monday I helped kileen hide a body (-173 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-5125 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
Mindgames06