Sally Swallows
Well tonight I got bored. First time in awhile.. I'm usually doing something. So I was talking to Leo online.. and I'm like.. this is gay, let's go somewhere. So we go to Applebees. On the way home (kinda just driving places I've never been.. getting lost and shit).. I start beeping random ppl (nextel, press a number then hit PTT).. then some girl answers.. I'm like hey, who's this? She's said who's this? So I tell her.. then I ask her for her name, she says none of your business.. so now I think she's mad.. So I'm like, well goodnight Sally. Then I ask her how old she is, and shes like.. man, you got balls. & I'm like.. only over the phone, if this was life.. I'd be crying in the corner. So she laughs.. so she's not mad anymore, then she tells me she's twenty three... and she's really busy. So then some dude gets on the phone and he's like.. man, she'll have to call you back.. she's about to take a load in the mouth. I'm like.. holy shit. and Leo and I are just laughing are ass off (and they can hear it, cuz I held the button down).. then he's like.. no, she's about to take a swallow, she'll have to call back.
That was basically it.. the short version at least.
I saved her name in my phone as "Sally Swallows".
That was basically it.. the short version at least.
I saved her name in my phone as "Sally Swallows".