Mar 07, 2005 10:10
Me: "When you say Russel it sounds like wrestle. Like, 'wanna Russel?' Oh my god, that's probably what he says before he has sex!"
Kellie: "ha ha yes I wish my name was Russel so I could use that line!"
Our later conclusion was that Kellie's man-voiced alter ego is named Russel.
I want you to know that they will make me happy too (especially if they make you happy) and if you're ever crying or sad I will bring them in teaspoons to play on the bedsheets or in your hands (where my heart is).