THE MASSES
DEAR BEANS it has been a while dear internet . i have been swamped lately but with what i cannot tell you. not because it is a secret or anything but i literally just don't know what i do with my time. the sun and season and allergies of the season change has fried my brain.
Spring seems to have the ability to bamboozle your brain with crazyness and overall i just never know whats going on this time of year except for a few very predictable constants.
1. The Tulip Festival = MY WORST NIGHTMARE DUE TO EXTREME ALLERGY TO POLLEN AND SPRING IN GENERAL
2. SUNLIGHT = my mortal enemy. i know scientifically it has been proven that you should get at least 15 minutes of sunlight a day to get required vitimin D, and a little bit of sun is nice. in my view sitting in the cool shade. i will admit . but in general the 5 minute waiting for the bus in the blistering sun is more than enough to fill my quota . The days are getting longer (light wise) and hotter and humidwise. how i smite thee summer time that is vast approaching . SMOTEN!
3. BBQ = DELISHIOUS
I think the reason why spring is so aweful is because it is decision making time , everything is changing , and in general the human species has a weird obsession with change in this season . Spring cleaning . garage sales . out with the old in with the new. It is also the time when you open your closet too wear things that are appropriate for the heat outside . And even though you yourself phisically has not changed. for some reason all of your clothes seem like they aren't yours anymore because it has been so long since you've worn them they have lost whatever appealed to you about them at the time you got them . and DEAR GOD clothes are expensive. but i want new ones because i am crazy in the head . i know that deep down i will only buy things exactly like the ones i already own. but my brain just doesn't care what logic has to say to it.
On the note of garage sales . no doubt i will run into some of you at the GREAT GLEEB GARAGE SALE THIS WEEKEND. Last year i found some rare action figures and a bunch of wicked stuff! This year i am bringing a small luguage bag with wheels to tote my numerous amazing finds. But be warned, if we should meet and grab onto a X-men vhs cartoon at the same time, know that you are going down in a flames of blazing destruction
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Spring seems to have the ability to bamboozle your brain with crazyness and overall i just never know whats going on this time of year except for a few very predictable constants.
1. The Tulip Festival = MY WORST NIGHTMARE DUE TO EXTREME ALLERGY TO POLLEN AND SPRING IN GENERAL
2. SUNLIGHT = my mortal enemy. i know scientifically it has been proven that you should get at least 15 minutes of sunlight a day to get required vitimin D, and a little bit of sun is nice. in my view sitting in the cool shade. i will admit . but in general the 5 minute waiting for the bus in the blistering sun is more than enough to fill my quota . The days are getting longer (light wise) and hotter and humidwise. how i smite thee summer time that is vast approaching . SMOTEN!
3. BBQ = DELISHIOUS
I think the reason why spring is so aweful is because it is decision making time , everything is changing , and in general the human species has a weird obsession with change in this season . Spring cleaning . garage sales . out with the old in with the new. It is also the time when you open your closet too wear things that are appropriate for the heat outside . And even though you yourself phisically has not changed. for some reason all of your clothes seem like they aren't yours anymore because it has been so long since you've worn them they have lost whatever appealed to you about them at the time you got them . and DEAR GOD clothes are expensive. but i want new ones because i am crazy in the head . i know that deep down i will only buy things exactly like the ones i already own. but my brain just doesn't care what logic has to say to it.
On the note of garage sales . no doubt i will run into some of you at the GREAT GLEEB GARAGE SALE THIS WEEKEND. Last year i found some rare action figures and a bunch of wicked stuff! This year i am bringing a small luguage bag with wheels to tote my numerous amazing finds. But be warned, if we should meet and grab onto a X-men vhs cartoon at the same time, know that you are going down in a flames of blazing destruction
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