free food is delishious

Jul 13, 2007 23:42

This happened last week , but i've been so busy working that i havne't had time to post . I have leveled up to SANDWHICH GOD in case you were not aware . I created the most delishious sandwhich of all time , and have opened up a WHOLE NEW ASTRAL PLANE of sandwhich options for you , the people .

i will layer my words in the order that a sandwhich would appear on a 2-dimensional (or would this be one dimensional)? flat moniter screen

BANANA BREAD
PEANUT BUTTER
BANANA BREAD

THAT'S RIGHT . a PEANUT BUTTER AND BANANA BREAD SANDWHICH . i don't know if anyone else has ever tried this and never told me , but they should be shot for not sharing this information with me sooner . To my knowledge i have created this delishiousness and will take credit for it's invention.

And this has made me think , of all the other things i could do with other dessert breads , like my moms' Lemon bread? and all other types of loafs . Putting chopped bananas in there , maybe a bit of nuttella chocolate spread . the POSSIBILITES ARE ENDLESS . OPEN YOUR MINDS TO THE LIMITLESS SANDWHICH OPTIONS NOW AT YOUR FINGERTIPS . honestly , i dont' know why the thought never occured to me to do it sooner ,i mean it has the word BREAD right in the name!OF COURSE you can make sandwhiches out of them . DELISHIOUS SANDWHICHES.

In other news: I captured a mouse at the LCBO that was hiding in the cash office . I caught him by tempting him with a peice of peanut butter and banana bread sandwhich in a box of wine , and when he came out of his hiding spot to check out my marvelous lunch , i swept him into the box with a broom . I took it over to the petshop next door to return it , but upon looking at it the petshop attendent informed me that this was not one of there mice (they only sell white spotted mice and mine was all brown and fat she informed me), and probobly was wild and just lived in the building. So i bussed home with a giant wine box with a bunch of air holes poked in the box and nobody would sit near me because they could hear something alive inside scurrying around in my mystery box . I released it into the forest near my house after scaring my mom with it .

i am full of ribs .
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