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My, that was an interesting night. Being semi sleepy and sort of bored I was texting my incredibly gorgeous and amazing friend Phil while he was at work answering calls from strange people, the lovely Phil works for BT and answers stuff like 999, however, he also answers calls to the "nuisance call advice line", and I decided I wanted to talk (dirty) to him. So I dial, I hit 3.. I wait, "Nuisance call advice line, angela speaking", damn, wrong person.. I hang up. I re-dial.. "Nuisance call advice line, June speaking", Damn! No luck, incidentally June made me feel about 8, she sounded very school teacher esque. After June I had Claire who I swear had a cold, I had Michelle who was way too loud, I had several other women and men.. until I hear "operator, how may I help you?" and I think "Fuck, they're on to me!" So I quickly hang up, laughing, heart racing while I briefly ponder the irony of repeatedly phoning the nuisance call advice line and subsequently hanging up as soon as they answer! Anyhow, I'm determined and not about to give up, so I re-dial.. I get June the School teacher again, damn! Then I get Hillary, who also sounds like a school teacher.. I wouldn't want advice from these women! They scare me!
Then I hear it, the voice that makes my knees go weak, "Nuisance call advice line, Phillip speaking". Ah Bingo!
So I inform my lovely call taker that I am having problems with well, people phoning me, I want some advice.. We go through the details of telephone numbers, address and name (which incidentally weren't my real ones).. and he asks about the nature of the call, when I tell him it all started a few weeks ago with someone breathing heavily down the phone at me he asks me, in all seriousness "could the caller have asthma?". Well, I wouldn't know.. I then inform him I believe it is someone who knows me as they make remarks that make it obvious they know who I am, and mention things only Phil and I are partial too, which of course have us both stifling laughs at each end of the phone.. He tells me about the Right to Refuse (or something like that), and it all sounds very serious, atleast to whomever is at his end.. And I reply with "So, is this where I start talking dirty to you?"
Unfortunately his reply was "Oh God No, Please Don't!". Damn :(
I am sure neither of you find this particulary funny, but it certainly made my night! Hearing him struggle to keep serious at the other end of the line was just way too good! I wish I had recorded it! :D
Phil, you rock! I love you lots! This was nearly as fun as when we pretended to be newly married and spent ages talking to that christian guy in Nottingham about marriage seminars and dealing with anger!
Then I hear it, the voice that makes my knees go weak, "Nuisance call advice line, Phillip speaking". Ah Bingo!
So I inform my lovely call taker that I am having problems with well, people phoning me, I want some advice.. We go through the details of telephone numbers, address and name (which incidentally weren't my real ones).. and he asks about the nature of the call, when I tell him it all started a few weeks ago with someone breathing heavily down the phone at me he asks me, in all seriousness "could the caller have asthma?". Well, I wouldn't know.. I then inform him I believe it is someone who knows me as they make remarks that make it obvious they know who I am, and mention things only Phil and I are partial too, which of course have us both stifling laughs at each end of the phone.. He tells me about the Right to Refuse (or something like that), and it all sounds very serious, atleast to whomever is at his end.. And I reply with "So, is this where I start talking dirty to you?"
Unfortunately his reply was "Oh God No, Please Don't!". Damn :(
I am sure neither of you find this particulary funny, but it certainly made my night! Hearing him struggle to keep serious at the other end of the line was just way too good! I wish I had recorded it! :D
Phil, you rock! I love you lots! This was nearly as fun as when we pretended to be newly married and spent ages talking to that christian guy in Nottingham about marriage seminars and dealing with anger!