Xmas with a GeekDad
Conversation with the child:
Yes, we can watch Harry Potter. But you will need to get to bed so that Santa can come down the chimney. Skeptically the child says, "But we don't have a chimney." Well, Santa actually opens up a quantum wormhole. The child asks, "How does he do that?" Through the manipulation of gravitons, which is warping gravity and the space time continuum. So, really Santa is not visiting every one in one night. He is working through out the year. But makes it seem like it is all in the same night by traveling to different place in time.
Yes, we can watch Harry Potter. But you will need to get to bed so that Santa can come down the chimney. Skeptically the child says, "But we don't have a chimney." Well, Santa actually opens up a quantum wormhole. The child asks, "How does he do that?" Through the manipulation of gravitons, which is warping gravity and the space time continuum. So, really Santa is not visiting every one in one night. He is working through out the year. But makes it seem like it is all in the same night by traveling to different place in time.