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My friends and I sometimes have weird conversations. I don't know where the question came from or where he was going with it when asking the group....
"If you had the chance to suck any animal off for $800,000 what would it be?"
If I'm gonna get rich sucking animals, I'm going all out... Give me a fucking Grizzly bear.
Luckily I'll get mauled and killed. Stories will go around saying I bit the bears dick off and he had to maul me... I would be a real man.
If I don't get killed, maybe the bear and I will become friends. He can teach me the art of hibernation and we'll start our own Bear Cavalry...
Soon we will control the world!
"If you had the chance to suck any animal off for $800,000 what would it be?"
If I'm gonna get rich sucking animals, I'm going all out... Give me a fucking Grizzly bear.
Luckily I'll get mauled and killed. Stories will go around saying I bit the bears dick off and he had to maul me... I would be a real man.
If I don't get killed, maybe the bear and I will become friends. He can teach me the art of hibernation and we'll start our own Bear Cavalry...
Soon we will control the world!