People! People, who are
hogwarts_elite! Please vote for me as Kreacher, unless you want to miss the great opportunity to see me shaking babies and kissing hands on my thank you tour!
Naturally I have a great arsenal of bribes, money for the traditionalists, cookies for the hungry and spots in my house elf army for the precautionary!
And yes, I can vote for you too. Just leave a message after the beep. Screened, ofkorz.