master pee
i'm not that into having parties around my stuff...call it paranoia, but i had a few people over last night and everyone drank lots. there wasn't much going on played some simpsons uno, a lil pictionary, and some dirtytalkin addlib game...i think maybe i should have just gone to bed. anyway everyone starts slowing down and we all sat down to watch the ring....my ex was chillin and decided to get up to go pee..about ten minutes later i find him passed out in my bed..so i let him go and return back to the living room. next thing i know i hear this weird sound of water splashing and i'm wondering what the hell is happening......i walk out of the living room into the hallway of the house i've now lived in for all of two weeks ....and what to my wondering eyes do i see but the ex boyfriend standing at the doorway at the top of my steps...dick in hand pissing all over my steps. good fuckin times ladies and gentlemen! even after i scream what the fuck are you doing asshole!!!...he continues to pee...sleepwalking....ain't that some shiznit. so my brother and i proceeded to clean up piss for the next hour and a half...who needs sleep at 8am? motherfucker.....i was livid...so i stayed up the rest of the day to make sure he didn't piss anywhere else....and i yelled about nineteen times at him and kept calling him masterpee.