Log 22 // Various Filters

[mind_of_the_sky]

[: Victoria II // Moderately Hackable]

I'm sure no member of this esteemed crew needs me to reiterate my usual warnings, but I do so enjoy giving these little PSAs

Comments

[ Filter : Jade ]

[mayovice]

...nicotine patches.

[Filtered: Hijikata]

[mind_of_the_sky]

Out already, Major? That is quite odd, considering you've still been smoking.

[ Filter : Jade ]

[mayovice]

Just shut up and pass some to me.

[Filtered: Hijikata]

[mind_of_the_sky]

Now now, nicotine is a drug, even if it legal. I cannot, in good conscience, allow you to overdose on my watch.

[ Filter : Jade ]

[mayovice]

I'm going trying to cut down on smokes, so I need the patches. Stop being so annoying and just pass them to me.

[OOC: Read - 'There's a fucking kitten in my room and I don't want to be held responsible if she dies by second-hand smoke. 8|']

[Filtered: Hijikata]

[mind_of_the_sky]

Well, in that case, I would be more than happy to give you more patches.

Just as soon as you turn over all of the cigarettes in your possession.

[ooc: Read - Jade is keen to your shenanigans, Hiji. Nice try.]

[ Filter : Jade ]

[mayovice]

...what.

[Filtered: Hijikata]

[mind_of_the_sky]

It's those silly ethics, you understand~

And of course, if you truly are trying to cut back, then it shouldn't take too many trips.

[ Filter : Jade ]

[mayovice]

I'm just not smoking at certain places at times. I don't see any reason why I have to pass my entire stash of cigarettes to you.

[Filtered: Hijikata]

[mind_of_the_sky]

I wouldn't want you backsliding on such an important commitment, Major. Besides, why would you need the cigarettes if you had the patches~?

[ Filter : Jade ] [1/2]

[mayovice]

Its not a commitment, its just a temporary thing until I--

[ Filter : Jade ]

[mayovice]

Just pass me the damned patches.