OPPA SURVIVAL GUIDE
don't bring my mother into any conversation
put your hands on me and you die
don't touch any of my phones
don't touch my mac
don't touch anything related to electronics that belongs to me
do not sit on my car
do not drive my car
do not try to be nice and wash my clothes
do not ask for money
do not keep my change
don't change my channel or cut off my music
don't bug me when i'm "arting"
don't bug me when i'm reading
don't talk to me less than 2 hours after i wake up
don't ask to carry my damn bags...i'll hand them to you
don't call me short or tall or make any comment about my appearance unless i have my underwear showing or i ripped something
do not by any means say anything negative about dong bang shin ki (only i can do that...i know their faults. you saying it pisses me off)
that goes for family, friends, associates, co-workers, boyfriends and pets. any one of the above will get you kicked out of my house for life and put on my people to murder list in case the crime becomes legal one day or i can get away with it. in the case of relationships...dating, married, kids...whatever. i'm leaving your ass.
put your hands on me and you die
don't touch any of my phones
don't touch my mac
don't touch anything related to electronics that belongs to me
do not sit on my car
do not drive my car
do not try to be nice and wash my clothes
do not ask for money
do not keep my change
don't change my channel or cut off my music
don't bug me when i'm "arting"
don't bug me when i'm reading
don't talk to me less than 2 hours after i wake up
don't ask to carry my damn bags...i'll hand them to you
don't call me short or tall or make any comment about my appearance unless i have my underwear showing or i ripped something
do not by any means say anything negative about dong bang shin ki (only i can do that...i know their faults. you saying it pisses me off)
that goes for family, friends, associates, co-workers, boyfriends and pets. any one of the above will get you kicked out of my house for life and put on my people to murder list in case the crime becomes legal one day or i can get away with it. in the case of relationships...dating, married, kids...whatever. i'm leaving your ass.