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Who feeds you (that's right, the FOOD COMMITTEE)? Who can shut you down in any debate because he's just huge? Who can fix any computer problem and then download highquality (but disturbing) porn onto your computer? Who steals your 100GB HDs? Who's the only competent senator at SFS?
That's right. Jeeves.
Jeevan is the coolest thing out of class of 2004. Unfortunately, that isn't saying a whole lot. But he's also definitely better than a good 99% of SFSers (the average for Class of 2004 is 46% with Jeeves, 12.5% without, since J-man is huge). He and Big "Smack dem hoes" Ross get more girls and poontang than the football, lacross, and track team combined. Although I must admit, Big R gets the larger half of it. But with Big R moving out of the ho-house, Jeeves will run the show. And that's good for everyone. Except losers (making up 25% of SFS, guess which group). So the new woman (apparently an ultra feminist that can't hold a candle to Jeeves' smooth style), doesn't stand a chance. The authority is all with Jeevan Vittal.
From September...a new regime!
We Slay All Suckers Who Perpetrate and Lay Down the LAW From State to State.
RUN DMC/JEEVES
That's right. Jeeves.
Jeevan is the coolest thing out of class of 2004. Unfortunately, that isn't saying a whole lot. But he's also definitely better than a good 99% of SFSers (the average for Class of 2004 is 46% with Jeeves, 12.5% without, since J-man is huge). He and Big "Smack dem hoes" Ross get more girls and poontang than the football, lacross, and track team combined. Although I must admit, Big R gets the larger half of it. But with Big R moving out of the ho-house, Jeeves will run the show. And that's good for everyone. Except losers (making up 25% of SFS, guess which group). So the new woman (apparently an ultra feminist that can't hold a candle to Jeeves' smooth style), doesn't stand a chance. The authority is all with Jeevan Vittal.
From September...a new regime!
We Slay All Suckers Who Perpetrate and Lay Down the LAW From State to State.
RUN DMC/JEEVES