funny bum
my bum hurts. jk. actually, my knee hurts. more on that later but i just wanted to talk about the funny BUM at MOCA.
we were walking towards the musuem and this black bum was riding his bike alongside us. ookay. he had crazy nasty dreds and they had all this shit in it like EARRINGS! (dangly earrings) and those black and silver triangular paper clips!!!! anyway, he says lemme tell you some jokes. and he told us 2 and they only deserved "heh's" not "HAHHA's". and he goes.. if you could spare some change.. i work off my jokes (or something like that) and we were like "uh, sorry" and he goes ok one more but i don't want to offend you guys or anything. (haha, offend US!??!) i was like.. no it's ok go ahead. and he says:
what do MICHAEL JACKSON and CAVIAR have in common?
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they both come on little crackers
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OH MAN!! SHIT! HAHA.. the best joke ever from a black bum. i was really thinking hard about the answer too (before he told us). so then i looked at louel and started laughing and told nick to give him a dollar cuz he deserved it. HAHA. and he did. then i ran to tell sal and lesley. the end.
back to my knee. that bump on my right outter knee hurts. i don't know why. it started yesterday when i sat up i noticed i couldn't put all my weight on my right knee. and i thought it was just cuz i sat in a weird position for a while. so i tried to walk it off and waited a few minutes but it still hurt to walk and i had to limp. so this morning when i woke up it STILL HURT! and i REALLY had to limp and i tried to jog a few steps but couldn't even do that. but i was gonna play basketball at 11 and i didn't care. so i just played on it. THEN during one of the games i stole the ball and it almost went out of bounds so i tried to save it and i landed super HARD on my LEFT knee. it REALLY felt like all the bones and joints in my knee compacted. i don't know but it hurt like nobody's business. i could barely walk on it but i just walked it off and now it's fine. hopefully.
but my right outer knee still hurts A LOT. when i'm sitting on the floor, it's REALLY hard to extend my leg straight out (with my heel on the floor and my knee pit all the way down) it HURTS! what's wrong with me!? i am a human BEAN! i noticed a lil bruise on that lil bump. maybe i got hit during bball and don't remember. cuz i always get hit. boo hoo. OH WELL. so yeah it's still hard to walk and i got a pimp limp. help meeeeeee.
OH YEAH! i think i could have got it from yesterday.. because i got to nick's apt after bball (at night) and i knew he was in the laundry room so i snuck in and hid behind the side of the door. i was crouched down and when he came in i jumped up (and maybe hit my knee) and SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF HIM HAHAHAHA! he took a few steps back and was like AAHHH! HAHA and even HE was laughing right after cuz of embarrassment. i was laughing for like 10 minutes STRAIGHT! haha.. why is it so funny to scare people?
we were walking towards the musuem and this black bum was riding his bike alongside us. ookay. he had crazy nasty dreds and they had all this shit in it like EARRINGS! (dangly earrings) and those black and silver triangular paper clips!!!! anyway, he says lemme tell you some jokes. and he told us 2 and they only deserved "heh's" not "HAHHA's". and he goes.. if you could spare some change.. i work off my jokes (or something like that) and we were like "uh, sorry" and he goes ok one more but i don't want to offend you guys or anything. (haha, offend US!??!) i was like.. no it's ok go ahead. and he says:
what do MICHAEL JACKSON and CAVIAR have in common?
.
.
.
they both come on little crackers
.
.
.
OH MAN!! SHIT! HAHA.. the best joke ever from a black bum. i was really thinking hard about the answer too (before he told us). so then i looked at louel and started laughing and told nick to give him a dollar cuz he deserved it. HAHA. and he did. then i ran to tell sal and lesley. the end.
back to my knee. that bump on my right outter knee hurts. i don't know why. it started yesterday when i sat up i noticed i couldn't put all my weight on my right knee. and i thought it was just cuz i sat in a weird position for a while. so i tried to walk it off and waited a few minutes but it still hurt to walk and i had to limp. so this morning when i woke up it STILL HURT! and i REALLY had to limp and i tried to jog a few steps but couldn't even do that. but i was gonna play basketball at 11 and i didn't care. so i just played on it. THEN during one of the games i stole the ball and it almost went out of bounds so i tried to save it and i landed super HARD on my LEFT knee. it REALLY felt like all the bones and joints in my knee compacted. i don't know but it hurt like nobody's business. i could barely walk on it but i just walked it off and now it's fine. hopefully.
but my right outer knee still hurts A LOT. when i'm sitting on the floor, it's REALLY hard to extend my leg straight out (with my heel on the floor and my knee pit all the way down) it HURTS! what's wrong with me!? i am a human BEAN! i noticed a lil bruise on that lil bump. maybe i got hit during bball and don't remember. cuz i always get hit. boo hoo. OH WELL. so yeah it's still hard to walk and i got a pimp limp. help meeeeeee.
OH YEAH! i think i could have got it from yesterday.. because i got to nick's apt after bball (at night) and i knew he was in the laundry room so i snuck in and hid behind the side of the door. i was crouched down and when he came in i jumped up (and maybe hit my knee) and SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF HIM HAHAHAHA! he took a few steps back and was like AAHHH! HAHA and even HE was laughing right after cuz of embarrassment. i was laughing for like 10 minutes STRAIGHT! haha.. why is it so funny to scare people?