Haha. Pukes-giving.
Shake : " I have an idea ... let's just feed him some of that crap you made us eat for Thanksgiving! You know I threw up for 3 days it was so disgusting. Ugh, pukesgiving. "
Frylock : " Damnit, he's not eating it! "
Shake : " Of course he's not eating it cause it's gelled fat! And I said that at Thanksgiving, and here we are again. "
-- Super Birthday Snake
If it wasn't for Football I don't know how I would have gotten through today. E_E Miami crushed the Cowboys 40 - 21! That was my most thankful moment of the day. xD
This is the IM I left for John. I cracked myself up so much that I saved it. xDD
KimberIy Bauer: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! ... Get back here!
Auto response from Jersey Goku: Jersey Goku is online but may be away from AOL right now.
KimberIy Bauer: I'm gonna huuuug, yooooooou!
KimberIy Bauer: Frylock : " I'm translating his brain output into text. "
KimberIy Bauer: Meatwad : " Really? hey is that an F -- he's droppin' F Bombs over here! "
KimberIy Bauer: Frylock : " D-D-don't look over here Meatwad, these are just words you don't need to learn. "
KimberIy Bauer: Meatwad : " I'm gonna start droppin' F Bombs, listen to this. Fart you FartHead. "
KimberIy Bauer: Shake : " That's not how F Bombs are dropped you idjit! "
KimberIy Bauer: Frylock : " Oh come on Shake! "
KimberIy Bauer: Meatwad : " Oh the Fart it is, Farter. Fart all y'all. Ya'll go Fart yerselves. "
KimberIy Bauer: Shake : " Hey chief, where'd ya want this? "
KimberIy Bauer: Frylock : " You drove that thing through town? "
KimberIy Bauer: Shake : " It's cool! I stayed on the shoulder the whole way. "
KimberIy Bauer: Frylock : " Well at least bring it to the back, damn. "
KimberIy Bauer: Meatwad : " Yeah you heard 'em. Bring it to the fartin' back. "
KimberIy Bauer: *Crash*
KimberIy Bauer: Frylock : " Damnit, Shake! "
KimberIy Bauer: Shake : " You said the back. What is this the front now? "
KimberIy Bauer: HaHahaHaHaHaHA -- AHaHaHaHA!
KimberIy Bauer: Hmm ..
KimberIy Bauer: Space Ghost : Looks at the bear " What's that bear doing? "
KimberIy Bauer: Zorak : " He's walkin' around. "
KimberIy Bauer: Space Ghost: " He's probably going south, to mate with birds. " : Turns to Willie : " Bears are crazy, Willie. They'll bite your head if you're wearing steak on it. "
KimberIy Bauer: Willie Nelson: *Laughs* " Yeah, oh yeah, that's, those are neat. "
KimberIy Bauer: Space Ghost: *Looks out the window at Bear* " Yup. "
KimberIy Bauer: ;x
KimberIy Bauer: Oh this one's good too.
KimberIy Bauer: Space Ghost: *Looks at Moltar* " You been smoking? "
KimberIy Bauer: Moltar : " No! "
KimberIy Bauer: Space Ghost : " I can smell it in your hair. Crack a window, will ya? " *Laughs*
KimberIy Bauer: Zorak : " Hey, look at this! " *Secretes a yellow cloud* " That's gonna carry all the way to the village. "
KimberIy Bauer: Moltar : " There ain't no village. "
KimberIy Bauer: Zorak : " Choke on it, village! "
KimberIy Bauer: Space Ghost : " Moltar, Zorak's secretion will certainly wipe out the village's sandwich shop. "
KimberIy Bauer: Moltar : " There ain't no village. "
KimberIy Bauer: Zorak : *Secretes another cloud*
KimberIy Bauer: *Silence*
KimberIy Bauer: Space Ghost : " The village! " *Flies off*
KimberIy Bauer: Moltar : " There ain't no village! "
KimberIy Bauer: Willie Nelson : " Hey, Molt. "
KimberIy Bauer: Moltar : " Hey, Willie, I'm going outside for a smoke. "
KimberIy Bauer: Space Ghost : * Flies back to his desk, carrying a six foot sub sandwich* " I was too late. This is all that was left. Their six foot party sub. Their king, Randy, made it for me, while I waited. *starts to eat the sandwich and talks with his mouth full* " No one will ever know their way of life. "
KimberIy Bauer: Zorak : *From outside the studio, muffled by the glass* " Hey, look over here. "
KimberIy Bauer: Space Ghost : *Looks*
KimberIy Bauer: Zorak : " Gimme that sandwich! "
KimberIy Bauer: ( LOL! )
KimberIy Bauer: Space Ghost: *Still talking with his mouth full* " Zorak, get back in here. I didn't give you permission to go outside! "
KimberIy Bauer: Zorak : " Moltar's out here smokin'. "
KimberIy Bauer: Moltar: *Runs by, smoke trailing behind him* " I am not! "
KimberIy Bauer: Hehehehehe.
KimberIy Bauer: I am entertained.
KimberIy Bauer: I wonder what your doing.
KimberIy Bauer: I hope it's not sleeping. o_o;
KimberIy Bauer: Eh -- I wouldn't blame ya .. I'd be sleeping too if I could. ;\
KimberIy Bauer: I hope you watched 24.
KimberIy Bauer: It was gooood. >:]
KimberIy Bauer: At the end of the show, Kiefer came on, and said that armed weapons were used in the show and that they are very dangerous to have in the household. And if you do that you take extra precautions with them.
KimberIy Bauer: Maybe he can come over to my house and show me.
KimberIy Bauer: xD
KimberIy Bauer: Later. ;o
Ooo .. in other news -- look what a wonderful president we have, risking himself and going over to Baghdad. < /sarcasm> Apparently he snuck out with only a few people knowing to see the troops. Feh -- he's just looking to get reelected.
" Okay Mr President, after dinner we usually go over to Iraq, are you in? "
Do you know how fast he'd run?