Who was Jesus?

[minako_cephira]

This is cute and probably pretty accurate when you read the ending!

Opinions vary ...Who was Jesus? Here are all kinds of options)

My friend form Baton Rouge, LA. said Jesus was a Cajun:

1. He liked to serve fish to his friends
2. He could make his own wine
3. He wasn't afraid of water

My black friend had 3 arguments that Jesus was Black:

1. He called everyone "brother"
2. he liked Gospel
3. He couldn't get a fair trial

My Jewish friend has 3 arguments that Jesus was Jewish:

1. He wento into His Father's business
2. He lived at home until he was 33
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his mother was sure he was God

My Italian friend have his 3 arguments that jesus was Italian:

1. He talked with his hands
2. He had wine with every meal
3. He used olive oil

My California friends had 3 arguments that Jesus was a Californian:

1. He never cut his hair
2. He walked around barefoot all the time
3. He started a new religion

My Irish friend then gave his 3 arguments that Jesus was Irish:

1. He never got married
2. He was always telling stories
3. He loved green pastures

BUT my LADY friend had the most compelling evidence that Jesus was a WOMAN:

1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it
3. And even when he was dead, he had to get up because there was more work to do.

lolz, the people at the hospital like to give us this crap XDD