bored

Sep 27, 2005 17:21

bored as hell O.o

~~Darn near everyone knows 5 or more cloud types. (Guess they got to be look'n out for them ternayders--translation: tornadoes.) Also: You know you're from LOUISIANA if . . .

1. You measure distance in minutes. (guilty I am yes!!!)

2. You've ever had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day. (no, we actuall STAY on A/C)

3. Stores don't have bags, they have sacks. (true true)

4. You see a car running in the parking lot at the store with no one in it, no matter what time of the year. (I have not witnessed this yet)

5. You use "fix" as a verb. Example: I am fixing to go to the store. (HAHAHA!!! wooooo, that is just....too true about me)

6. All the festivals across the state are named after a fruit, vegetable, grain, insect or animal. (HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! WAY TRUE!!!)

7. You install security lights on your house and garage, but leave the place unlocked. (ummm, yes XDD actually...yes for real XDD)

8. You carry jumper cables in your car . . . for your OWN car. (we HAVE to, dad said)

9. You know what "cow tipping" is. (.............yea)

10. You only own four spices: salt, pepper, ketchup, and Tabasco. (sorry, but ummm, no,thats not right)

11. The local paper covers national and international news on one page, but requires 6 pages for local gossip and sports. (TRUE!!!!!)

12. You think the first day of deer season is a national holiday. (actually, it is because school lets out the first day of deer season)

13. You find 100 degrees F "a little warm." (no, thats fucking hot!)

14. You know all four seasons: Almost summer, summer, still summer, and Christmas. (no, it crawfish, hurricane, gumbo, and football)

15. Going to Wal-Mart is a favorite past-time known as "goin wal-martin" or off to "Wally World." (HAHAHAHAHA!! YES YES!!)

16. You describe the first cool snap (below 70 degrees) as good chili weather. (YUP!!!)

17. A carbonated soft drink isn't a soda, cola, or pop . . . it's a Coke, regardless of brand or flavor. Example: "What kinda coke you want?" (well, yea!!! it's either that or 'soda water')
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