My name is Lelouch, in the name of the moon I will punish you
I just thought I share, and make a record of something "amazing." The ep. 1 of Code Geass Season 2. Something I've waited for about half a year.
Aside from the "I like big robots and I cannot lie" opening in which all the characters wigging around on the screen with even MORE distorted body proportions(Thank you Clamp. We love you too.) the series became so distorted in terms of genre for me that I have no clue just what I was even watching anymore. (Animation directors, why don't you just give us stick figures with pretty elaborate clothing instead, it'll look about the same at this point.)
Geass, was notorious for being the series that I hated, then loved (oh SO VERY MUCH). Thus, even as I am still in love with it, I am now going to point, laugh and share my "keen" observations.
The truth behind the series. Unwritten rules
1. How important you are (how much screen time you get) is directly proportional to how much you can pose. - Lelouch is winning this Battle by FAR. I think he was staking claim. (you know, like the way animals pee in areas to claim their...) He's so fabulous, you won't know what hit you. Sometimes, I wondered if I was watching Princess Tutu or Code Geass.
2.Chinese people: Forsake your fashion sense, surrender now. There is no hope. In the future, we will all be wearing nothing but traditional robes designed by Tibetan mountain goats.
Although, the good news is, No need to worry about identifying our prime ministers (tribal leaders) anymore! :D They'll be the ones wearing face paints and sounding like Macy Gray.
3. (I) Chinese Boys, spent time investing in pliers. Your robes might look comfortable, but its a lie. They have magical transformation properties that sometimes mold so perfectly around your ass that it rapes you. It's like surprise butt sex every day.
Oh and, learn konfu, we all know konfu.
(II) Chinese Girls, I don't even know if Chinese females exists in this series yet, but I have a sicking feelings we better be prepared for some Baobaos.
4.It's good to know that Rom- I mean Britannia CAN be built (re-built) in one day.
5. Suzaku's got bitches, and he likes that. The opening hints (is) homo fan service. ... actually I think this entire episode was fan service. It's like an all you can eat buffet, homo, het, even some shota and loli in the mix.
5.Oh I love you Geass (Gay Ass), I love you just as much as I love making fun of you and cosplaying you. It's a special kind of love... just like you are a special kind of series...
Aside from the "I like big robots and I cannot lie" opening in which all the characters wigging around on the screen with even MORE distorted body proportions(Thank you Clamp. We love you too.) the series became so distorted in terms of genre for me that I have no clue just what I was even watching anymore. (Animation directors, why don't you just give us stick figures with pretty elaborate clothing instead, it'll look about the same at this point.)
Geass, was notorious for being the series that I hated, then loved (oh SO VERY MUCH). Thus, even as I am still in love with it, I am now going to point, laugh and share my "keen" observations.
The truth behind the series. Unwritten rules
1. How important you are (how much screen time you get) is directly proportional to how much you can pose. - Lelouch is winning this Battle by FAR. I think he was staking claim. (you know, like the way animals pee in areas to claim their...) He's so fabulous, you won't know what hit you. Sometimes, I wondered if I was watching Princess Tutu or Code Geass.
2.Chinese people: Forsake your fashion sense, surrender now. There is no hope. In the future, we will all be wearing nothing but traditional robes designed by Tibetan mountain goats.
Although, the good news is, No need to worry about identifying our prime ministers (tribal leaders) anymore! :D They'll be the ones wearing face paints and sounding like Macy Gray.
3. (I) Chinese Boys, spent time investing in pliers. Your robes might look comfortable, but its a lie. They have magical transformation properties that sometimes mold so perfectly around your ass that it rapes you. It's like surprise butt sex every day.
Oh and, learn konfu, we all know konfu.
(II) Chinese Girls, I don't even know if Chinese females exists in this series yet, but I have a sicking feelings we better be prepared for some Baobaos.
4.It's good to know that Rom- I mean Britannia CAN be built (re-built) in one day.
5. Suzaku's got bitches, and he likes that. The opening hints (is) homo fan service. ... actually I think this entire episode was fan service. It's like an all you can eat buffet, homo, het, even some shota and loli in the mix.
5.Oh I love you Geass (Gay Ass), I love you just as much as I love making fun of you and cosplaying you. It's a special kind of love... just like you are a special kind of series...