Urine.
It's study hall. Nobody likes yellow markerboard markers. So three of my students are covering the entire board in yellow marker to "use them up" so they "won't be in the way anymore." There are six of them. I have taken photographs.
My coworker Jay and I are engaged in a war. A war of immaturity. It all started when he sent me a picture of my head in a toilet and said "YOU." So I put a picture of the Challenger explosion in his mailbox and wrote YOU on it.
hahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahashahhaa. It works on so many levels.
Then he sent me a picture of diagramed sentences and wrote NERD on it. Also a picture of Mrs. Crabapple thinking about Ralph Wiggum. He wrote YOU next to Mrs. C. and FUTURE HUSBAND next to Ralph.
I was like, please. Don't start something you can't finish.
So I got a picture of king tut and made him say, "I EAT CHILDREN" They do an Egyptian unit in Social Studies. He threw a roll of toilet paper in my room during SSRW.
So today I made a huge poster that said MR BICKFORD'S ROOM in pink glittery letters and covered it with pictures of kitties and puppies and put it on his door and it was there for like hours before he noticed and everyone was calling him PRINCESS. hahahahahah. I'm in the lead.
My coworker Jay and I are engaged in a war. A war of immaturity. It all started when he sent me a picture of my head in a toilet and said "YOU." So I put a picture of the Challenger explosion in his mailbox and wrote YOU on it.
hahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahashahhaa. It works on so many levels.
Then he sent me a picture of diagramed sentences and wrote NERD on it. Also a picture of Mrs. Crabapple thinking about Ralph Wiggum. He wrote YOU next to Mrs. C. and FUTURE HUSBAND next to Ralph.
I was like, please. Don't start something you can't finish.
So I got a picture of king tut and made him say, "I EAT CHILDREN" They do an Egyptian unit in Social Studies. He threw a roll of toilet paper in my room during SSRW.
So today I made a huge poster that said MR BICKFORD'S ROOM in pink glittery letters and covered it with pictures of kitties and puppies and put it on his door and it was there for like hours before he noticed and everyone was calling him PRINCESS. hahahahahah. I'm in the lead.