Happy Friday!
MOUTHOLOGY
Q. What is your salad dressing of choice? Ranch.
Q. What is your favorite fast food restaurant? Subway.
Q. What is your favorite sit-down restaurant? Derringers. Oh! and the Vortex!
Q. What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of? Sammiches!
Q. What are your pizza toppings of choice? Pepperoni, Olives and BACON.
Q. What do you like to put on your toast? Margerine and PB.
TECHNOLOGY
Q. What is your wallpaper on your computer? @Work its a Converse Shoe with Stormtroopers!
Q. How many televisions are in your house? 3
BIOLOGY
Q. Are you right-handed or left-handed? Right-handed.
Q. Had anything removed from your body? A bunch of teeth.
Q. What is the last heavy item you lifted? My bowling bag lol
Q. Have you ever been knocked unconscious? No.
BULLSHITOLOGY
Q. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die? Hell no.
Q. If you could change your name, what would you change it to? I wouldn't, but I'd love to add Carmichael to it.
Q. What color do you think looks best on you? IDK....red?
Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake? I don't recall.
DAREOLOGY
Q. Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100? I would do it and have done it for free lol.
Q. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000? No!
Q. Would you never blog again for $50,000? Yes.
Q. Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000? Hmm maybe.
Q. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000? No way.
Q. Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000? No.
DUMBOLOGY
Q: What is in your left pocket? A Toonie.
Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie? Haven't see it.
Q: Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house? Carpet ugh
Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower? Stand.
Q: Could you live with roommates? I do.
Q: How many pairs of flip flops do you own? 3 or 4.
Q: Last time you had a run-in with the cops? This Summer.
Q: What do you want to be when you grow up? A wife and perhaps a mother.
Lastology
Q: Last friend you talked to? Allie.
Q: Last person who called you? Mom.
Q: Person you hugged? Mom.
FAVORITOLOGY
Q: Season? Summer!! Can I have it back now?
Q: Color? Blue.
Q: Food? MEXICAN.
CURRENTOLOGY
Q: Missing someone? Always.
Q: Mood? Calm and happy.
Q: Listening to? Southern Dreaming - The Sheepdogs.
Q: Watching? Nothing.
Q: Worrying about? Nothing yet.
Q: Wearing? Dark blue Jeans, white tank and purple plaid shirt.
RANDOMOLOGY
Q: First place you went this morning? Bathroom.
Q: What can you not wait to do? GO TO ATLANTA!!
Q: Do you smile often? Yes. She makes me smile
Q: Are you a friendly person? Yes.
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FAITH
1. What religion do you follow? I’m an atheist.
2. What religion were you raised as? Catholic.
3. Do you believe that forgiveness is a religious property, or a human property? A human property.
4. Do you believe in magic? Not really.
5. What was the last promise you broke? I don't remember.
6. Have you ever said the words to a prayer and not meant it? Sure.
7. Do you believe that anyone could be perfect? No.
HOPE
1. Did you get everything you wanted over the last holiday season? Didn't get my damn legos!
2. Regarding your future, what is the best thing you could hope for? Love and Happiness with my girlfriend.
3. Do you let yourself get your hopes up for something even if you know that there is a large chance of failure? No.
4. Have you ever bought a lottery ticket? Yes.
5. Do you gamble? I have. It's not my favorite thing to do.
6. Have you ever had something called off on account of bad weather, but then gone ahead and done it anyway? Hum I can't think of anything.
CHARITY
1. What causes do you support? Human Rights.
2. What causes have you given money or time to? World Vision, Autism Humar Rights.
3. Have you ever worked in a soup kitchen or done another kind of outreach for the homeless? Nope.
4. Would you ever consider joining the Peace Corps, Amnesty International, or another travel-inherent worldwide charity group? Not really.
5. Do you give money to the homeless on the street? Not here...they're all Boozers or meth heads.
6. Have you ever helped out a friend with basic needs, like rent or food? idk.
7. What's the greatest extent you've gone to help a friend in need? idk
FORTITUDE
1. What are you most afraid of? Losing the one I love.
2. What did you do today that was really brave? Nothing.
3. Who is your favorite superhero, and why? Used to be Batman.
4. Would you put your life in danger to rescue someone? Just a handfull of people.
5. If you were to face the Wizard of Oz, would you want more courage, more brains, or more heart? Brains.
6. Have you ever gotten stage fright? Many times.
7. Do you consider yourself to be a leader or a follower? Depends on the situation.
JUSTICE
1. Have you ever been summoned for jury duty? Yes.
2. If they reinstituted the draft (for both genders), would you go, or would find some way out of it? I’d rather find some way out of it.
3. Do you support capital punishment (the death penalty)? No.
4. Which should be guaranteed legal: Gay marriage.
5. Do you believe that Dubya is rightfully President of the USA?: Hi, old survey.
6. What was your favorite media circus trial? *Shrugs*
TEMPERANCE
1. What do you have the hardest time moderating yourself on? Sammiches lol.
2. Do you collect anything? Lots.
3. Are you addicted to anything? Quite a few things...nothing harmful.
4. Have you ever put anything on layaway or used an installment plan? Yes.
5. What's your preferred method of paying for things? Debit card.
6. Tell us one thing you wish you hadn't let yourself do: Be fooled by the same person twice.
7. Do you feel that you obsess over things? Fandom things yes.
PRUDENCE
1. Who is the wisest person you know? My mother.
2. Have you ever participated in a vigil? No.
3. Do you take advice when it's given? It depends.
4. What area are you wisest in? I don’t know…
5. Do you drive defensively? No.
6. Have you ever had unprotected sex outside of marriage? Yes. lol
7. What did you learn today? Last night I learned that I should grab my bowling ball when another one is rolling in. LOL