The Bonsai Legacy, Generation 1, Chapter 4.
Hello and welcome back to The Bonsai Legacy! I hope you all had a good weekend. I'll bet you had a nice break from seeing my updates! Also, there's a special link at the end for anybody who has tumblr. That should basically give away any question there was as to what I just created :P
Anyways, here's another chapter that I hope you'll enjoy!
*Warning, contains swearing and sexual content.*
Yeah that's right, I finally was able to install the Story Progression mod! Thanks to aheadytale and her wonderful YouTube video finding skills :D
Um, Mercedes?
Mercedes: Yeah?
Why are you sitting on the toilet to eat your son's birthday cake?
Mercedes: Because you still haven't bought more than one chair.
Oh right...yeah about that-
Mercedes: Save it, I'm eating cake.
*slinks away*
Aw how cute is he? :3
Seriously though, I feel like Adam is going to be a mini version of Kyle. Anybody else agree? Or am I the only one?
DAMMIT GUYS WHO BROKE THE SINK AGAIN
Adam: *rages at peg box*
Aw baby, you'll get it soon, I know it *hugs*
Um Kyle...what are you doing?
KYLE STOP THAT
IT'S CREEPY
STOP
Adam: *pout*
Kyle: *pout*
Kyle: Alright little man, it's time for you to learn how to use the potty.
Adam: Pwoty?
Kyle: Yeah, so mommy and daddy won't have to deal with smelly diapers anymore.
Adam: Swely?
Kyle: That's right.
Adam: Erm.
I love potty faces <3
Beautiful rainy Starlight shores...
Wow the painting is look-
Mercedes: It would look BETTER if we had some decent lighting in this house.
I'm working on it okay? Geez somebody is bitchy today...
Kyle: *kisses* Okay buddy, go to sleep now. Mommy and Daddy need their rest.
Adam: *passes out*
D'aww :3
Kyle: Con founded sink is always breaking!
It's actually only broken twice...
Kyle: Not the point!
Mercedes: Hey boss, yeah so about my career, I'm quitting. Yeah I don't like singing. I sucked? Well screw you then! Fine I won't come crawling back if I need a job. I WON'T OKAY *click*
Mercedes: Hello City Hall? Yeah is this where I can register as self-employed? Great! I'll be there soon!
Yep that's right, I am changing her career...I couldn't do two showtime careers. The magician career is hard enough...
So why are you smiling at that stuff that came from the potty?
Kyle: Cause now Adam's room won't smell like a biohazard waste disposal unit!
This is true...at least until you finish potty training him...
Mercedes: Why is it always raining?
Cause it's Fall and there is always tons of rain in the Fall.
Mercedes: Well I don't like it.
Well too bad cause I'm not getting rid of Seasons.
He could only be awake for one reason...and that reason is never good.
Oh well maybe he just woke up to be-
Adam: *wails like a banshee*
Nevermind >_>
Adam: *pouts*
Kyle: Why does so much noise come out of such a little body...
Kyle: Damn my wife is sexy.
Adam: Sex?
Kyle: Oh crap I forgot I was holding you!
A+ parenting right here
That kid is way too happy to be drinking that green milk....anybody know of the mod that turns it white?
Adam: *cries*
Kid why are you crying? All your stuff is in the green!
Kyle: WHY WON'T THAT KID SHUT UP?!
Mercedes: Calm yourself, he was only born a few days ago.
Kyle: *continues to rage*
Mercedes: Why can't I make my husband happy??
Oh believe me, you give him sex and he'll be happy for days.
Kyle: time to make pancakes for my lovely wife!
Sorry he's just too cute for me NOT to take pictures of!
Adam: *rages*
And then the cuteness was gone...
Mercedes: All we ever eat is cake.
Yeah well that's what happens when you have a birthday...endless supply of birthday cake.
Mercedes: Okay Adam, come to mommy.
Mercedes: NYEHEHEHEHEHEHE
Seriously though, she does this almost every time she picks him up...it worries me
Mercedes: Seriously? I'm lying here on the bed ready for him to ravish me and he goes to bed? Really?
Mercedes: Well now, that's more like it!
Kyle: Sorry honey I just thought you were ready to go to sleep.
Kyle: You're not are you?
Mercedes: Do I LOOK like I'm ready to sleep? I don't think so!
*baby jingles*
Mercedes: *cackles* Good good, now that you know my evil scheme we can put it into action!
Um Mercedes, you know that's a dresser you're talking to right?
Mercedes: I AM TALKING TO MY HUSBAND/HENCHMAN
But he's asleep right beh-
Mercedes: *rages*
*runs away and hides with Adam*
Adam: *cries*
Ah shit I woke him up.
Adam: Mwama? Dada? *pouts*
Kyle: Why do I always have to get up and tend for Adam? When is it Mercedes' turn?
When you carry and then give birth to the baby we'll talk but until then you are getting up and feeding Adam.
Kyle: How is that fair?
Do you know how much work it is to carry a child?
Kyle: Do you?
Not personally but I know it's hard work.
Kyle: Then how can you-
JUST TAKE CARE OF YOUR SON
Kyle: Hey buddy you hungry?
Adam: Ya ya ya!
Kyle: Well the rest of your potty training is happening first!
Adam: But fwood...
Aw he looks so sad! Kyle how could you deny this little cutie food?
Yeahhhhhhhhh buddy! Good job Kyle!
Mercedes: When are we getting those lights you said we'd get?
Soon my dear, soon.
Mercedes: Yeah I just sold a painting for $66!
And she moved up in her painting career! You go girl!
Kyle: Alright little man, now that you can use the potty we'll learn to walk! Just like this, alright?
Adam: Dis no seem safe.
Kyle: Alright now Adam, walk to daddy, come on now. That's right!
Kyle: And on your first try! Way to go son!
Seriously, he just started to walk all on his own! Hardly any falls to the butt!
No stop it Catherine, he's married with a toddler and another baby on the way. Go away.
Mercedes: How about tho-
Mercedes: Oh hey that's better. Now I can see what I'm painting!
Mercedes: Oh my god a party! Can I go? Can I?
Oh why not, go on and enjoy yourself!
Mercedes: Aw look at my boys having bonding time!
So where's your costume?
Mercedes: I'm wearing it.
But that's your everyday clothes...don't you have anything special?
Mercedes: *evil cackle* It's so evil and devious that they won't know what to say. They'll just look awkward while trying to decide whether to compliment me or just walk away! Nyehehehehehehehe!
That's actually quite brilliant...didn't know you had it in you.
And first thing she does at this party is vomit up everything in her being.
Mercedes: *pukes up the world*
Mercedes: This party is boring...
You just got here, maybe go and talk to people?
Mercedes: Nah I'll just stay here and watch.
Then don't complain that you're bored.
asdfghjkl so cute!
Whoop whoop!
Kyle: I'm just going to take a little nap.
Alright I'll go see what you're wife is up to.
Random Chick: Hehehehe look it's Mercedes and she doesn't have a costume at a costume party!
Mercedes: Lady could you at least move out of the way so I can get a drink?
Random Chick: Nah there's too many people here.
She eventually moved and Mercedes tried her hand at mixology.
Mercedes: Ugh this drink is awful!
Mercedes: Oh my god this drink is worse!
Mercedes: I don't feel so well, maybe I shouldn't have drank so much at that party.
Yeah that's the reason you're feeling sick....
Mercedes: *vomits up alcohol*
Mercedes: Oh so that's why I was puking up everything...
Mercedes: FUCKING TOILET *rages hardcore*
And flirting while holding your son...good going there.
Kyle + Mercedes: *in love*
Adam: *is confused*
I'd be mad too if I was stuck in a door like that.
Oh that's why you looked so angry...what did Kyle's pumpkin ever do to you?
Kyle: Why can't we get a better toilet? Or at least make it so that it doesn't break as often?
Get your handiness up and I'll make our stuff unbreakable. Promise.
Mercedes: Oh you want me to fly all the way to Egypt just to give you a painting worth over $750?
Mercedes: There is no way in hell that I'm going to do that! The cost of the trip is way more than I'm going to make AND I have a baby on the way which means that I can't fly. Plus I've got a toddler at home so I can't leave my husband with him...he might burn the house down! DO NOT MESS WITH ME MISTER I AM VERY HORMONAL RIGHT NOW
And so it begins.....
You have got to be kidding me! He performed that illusion perfectly!
So I let him get some food from the coffee house to make up for not getting the gig.
He then proceeded to perform for tips and rake in about $88. At least it's something!
No! Go away women of Starlight Shores! Kyle is TAKEN so don't come calling!
Mercedes: Honey we'll probably need to stalk up on baby bottles.
Kyle: Yeah and this is because....
Mercedes: Because I'm pregnant you ninny!
Kyle: *gasp*
Kyle stop it, that's not funny anymore...
Kyle: Do you like waffles? Yeah we like waffles!
Do you like pancakes? Yeah we like pancakes!
Do you like french toast? Yeah we like french toast!
Do do do do do do can't wait to get a mouth full!
Damn you're pretty big already!
Mercedes: Do you want to get slapped?
Aha good luck slapping your sim god.
Kyle: You know honey, since we already have that play table we don't need to buy the new baby any toys! We're prepared already!
Mercedes: Good cause we still need to save up for that house our sim god wants to move us into.
Kyle: Oh yeah... *looks up* when is that happening again?
You make the money and then you'll move. Easy as that.
You broke the dishwasher didn't you.
Kyle: *grumbles*
Mercedes: Why can't I put this dirty plate into the dishwasher?!
Well that doesn't look comfortable...
Kyle + Mercedes: O_O
Kyle: Well here goes nothing....
Mercedes: Alright sweetie, say flour!
Adam: How bot no.
Kyle didn't get this gig either...why does this town not want us to have any money?
And yes I did change Mercedes' LTW to Illustrious Author...she's already painting, so I just need to get her a computer and she can start earning royalties as well as weekly painting payments! We'll be in that new house in no time! I hope *crosses fingers*
But yeah, that's it for this chapter. What did you think of it? What did you like or not like about my writing/pictures? If anybody could let me know where to get the white milk mod then that would be excellent cause the green milk has always freaked me out :S
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Comments are always welcomed!
~Michelle