The Bonsai Legacy, Generation 1, Chapter 2.
Hello everybody and welcome back to The Bonsai Legacy! Not much happens in this chapter again but isn't it the same with every legacy to start? Husband/wife finding, falling in love and crazy baby making is the generic start :P
BUT YEAH on with the show!
Ehehe you thought they were breaking up didn't you? TROLOLOLOLOL
Ahem, anyways......
*May contain mild language and sexual activity*
Here's Kyle all by his lonesome......
Kyle invited himself over again cause of the last time. Remember it not going well? Yeah he's trying again...
Rich: Damn Mercedes and her beauty, why can't she notice me? Also, Kyle needs to stop hitting on her!
Cause she's already infatuated with Kyle, didn't you know? Oh and he's way hotter than you.
No seriously, Rich kept saying this all night and therefore I kept getting the pop up. I think maybe Mercedes and him had a fling or something but I'm not sure... :\
Mercedes + Kyle: *being cute*
IForgotHerName: I wish Rich would be cute with me...
Yeah she's dating Rich apparently...
Mercedes: *kisses*
Kyle: *man am I poor*
Wow that's what you think about when making out with your girlfriend? REALLY?
*later on in the night*
Kyle: Come here sweet cheeks!
Mercedes: Eww no.
Kyle: How about a kiss?
Mercedes: No.
Kyle: :c
Seriously though, Mercedes, what is your PROBLEM?!
Okay so Kyle then did this weird ass walk to Mercedes' room that night to sleep over and I have never seen it before! I had a thought that he might have been zombified by eating that brain freeze food but he didn't have the moodlet so I guess he was just really tired? I don't know, I just thought it was funny so I took a photo :P
Aw cute couple is being cute
And cue next morning flirting montage!
Rich: Yeah, I'm just gonna go for a swim.....
Good idea!
Um weren't you and-
Kyle: Yep.
Well where is she?
Kyle: I don't actually know....she was here and then just poofed away
No seriously it's true. I literally saw her just disappear and end up....
There in the kitchen eating her salad like she didn't have a gorgeous piece of man candy waiting for her in the next room....GOD DAMMIT MERCEDES GET INTO THAT ROOM
RandomDudeIForgotTheNameOf: Oh dear god, wrong time to walk in to watch tv!
Kyle: I just had sex, and it felt so good!
And Kyle had a gig set up at the park to which only a couple people showed up....
Literally, there were only 3 people there....
In the end he didn't have a great review but it was his first show and I'm so proud of my Kyle *hugs*
Also, ignore the random stage props that showed up halfway through, my game is slow and they decided not to be there the whole time of the show.... >_>
Kyle: That shower is freezing! Can we get a new one?
Make some money first, then we'll talk.
And Kyle was happily dreaming of a wedding when suddenly I heard the creepy music....
Yep, a burglar. Seriously, he has nothing worth stealing!
Cop: So we meet again.
Burglar: Yep, first time since the computer incident.
Okay so I lost the photos of the fight but the cop won and nothing was stolen.
The next day started with our good old frugal Kyle clipping coupons but there wasn't anything cool so I just left them in his inventory...
Kyle: Hey Mercedes, want to go out? You do? That's awesome! I'll meet you at the building with the diner in 10? Cool see you then!
Yep Kyle scored himself a date cause I really want to get things moving between them...like really badly.
Mercedes: So diamonds, I love them! They're like my best friends! (I feel like that song is basically Mercedes' personality...)
Kyle: The only way I'd be able to afford a diamond of decent size is if I robbed a jewellery store...
It's true, we're still dirt poor....
Magic tricks, how Kyle gets all the bitches.
You two better freaking love the food cause I don't usually go to such great lengths to get two sims together.
Of course what did they do? THEY GO WATCH THIS GIRL PLAY GUITAR AND LET THEIR FOOD GET COLD
AFSNASLDFNASLFNASLKDN
>_<
I sent Kyle to eat cause I wasn't having them waste food and so I sent the one I could control to eat. Then this random teen doing homework joined him.
Kyle: If you don't stay in school you'll end up in a dumpster for the rest of your life.
RandomTeen: Alright man, whatever.
Kyle, where are you going?
Don't you dare jump into that dumpster.
Kyle no.
STAHP AND GO BACK TO YOUR DATE.
Kyle: So I am still impressed about that science and medical degree! I wish I was that smart!
Cute couple flirting is cute.
Kyle: *goes back to dumpster diving*
Seriously Kyle, SERIOUSLY?
Get off your phone and go home to shower! You smell like garbage!
Kyle: But this is a funny video!
Yeah you never would have guessed with the way you have your hands through a dumpster...
Kyle: God dammit I missed Reggie's party!
Yeah but you were on a date with Mercedes so doesn't that make you feel less shitty?
Kyle: Oh yeah I was on a date. Score! *does happy dance*
*head-desk*
Oh I forgot to mention, when Kyle went dumpster diving he found this end table so I put flowers Mercedes gave him onto it to make it look more pretty and stuff.
I suck at decorating okay?
So apparently you can have a social networking skill cause I got the notification that he learned it...and this is all he does. It's sort of like my life cause I'm always on my phone as well.
*I'm casually forever alone*
Yeah so apparently this is a thing. Guess who blogs now? :P
Kyle: Uh kid could you maybe get your head out of my forearm?
Kid: Nah I like it here.
Kyle: .......
By the way, the mail was just random love letters from random townies and one from Mercedes.
So because we needed the money Kyle finally go to work on that opportunity for Rich Richmond to fix his tv so that's what he's doing. It always worries me when my sims stick a screwdriver into anything electronically powered...
Kyle: Mmm green salad.
That's literally what it's called...
Kyle: So I fixed your tv for you. Where do you want it?
Rich: I'll just take it and give you this $500.
YAY MONEY
And since we were close by I proceeded to send Kyle to Mercedes' house again. She didn't like that too much apparently cause the first thing she did was accuse him of something.
Mercedes: God Kyle what is wrong with you? You haven't even upgraded your house yet? YOU'RE LIVING IN THE RICH PART OF TOWN! YOU NEED TO LOOK THE PART.
Kyle: But....but I have no money to upgrade :c
Seriously, his face was just so sad...
Kyle: Did you know that you're beautiful? You always look like your fresh from the spa.
Mercedes: Meh tell me something I don't know
Kyle: Look I'm sorry okay but a magician's career doesn't bring in a lot of money. I'm trying though and I really like you, isn't that enough?
Mercedes: *grabs hands* I guess so. I'm sorry I flipped out, I don't know what I was thinking.
Bitch better be sorry for making my Kyle sad!
Seriously though, I really want babies in the next chapter. Sorry for the spoiler but they aren't coming in this one...
Kyle, what's so funny?
Kyle: This tv show! It's hilarious!
Umm okay?
Mercedes: So want to go look at the beautiful universe with me?
Kyle: Of course! Lets go!
But no, they decided to just watch that girl in the background play guitar for eons until I got bored with that and started having them flirt and stuff again....
That face is precious, how could anybody say no to that?
Kyle: Hold on, I have something I want to ask you?
Mercedes: What? What do you need?
Kyle: Just hold on a sec, you'll love it I swear!
Mercedes: But I wanna see it now!
Kyle: Bam! Mercedes, will you marry me?
Mercedes: *gasp*
Mercedes: Oh my gosh! Of course I will! Yes yes yes yes yes!
Kyle: Oh good, I was a little worried for a second there!
Kyle + Mercedes: *happy engagement hug*
Kyle: Nailed it!
Not yet you haven't ;)
Let me just take a moment to say how much I love the slow dance interaction! It's so cute!
Also because I wanted the baby making to start PRONTO I had him drink coffee to give him a little boost
They do that "heat of the moment" kiss thing all the time without me having to tell them to. It's actually so adorable!
Kyle: Ready to have your world rocked?
Mercedes: Hopefully it'll rock me to sleep cause i'm exhausted!
Kyle + Mercedes: *post sex smirk*
They look like two very satisfied sims.
Kyle: Nailed it!
Yes, yes you did.
Aw cute cuddles! At least Mercedes was thinking about Kyle when they cuddled...Kyle thought about fishing >_>
Mercedes: Good morning.
Mercedes! Stop thinking about Rich! Ugh I wish she could hear me...but that doesn't happen until they're officially married....
Rich: Flowers for the lovely lady?
Mercedes: *is unimpressed* Uh you do know that my fiancee is right behind me right?
Kyle: Dat ass.
Rich: Oh...awkward.
I'LL SAY! But you go Mercedes!
Mercedes: THAT WAS FOR FLIRTING WITH ME IN FRONT OF KYLE
Rich: AGH
All the damn time, just on their own. It's ridiculously cute.
Mercedes: Oh shit.
Mercedes: *vomits out of eyes*
Ehehehehe
Kyle wanted a bachelor party and I really wanted to give it to him but they're just so poor and he doesn't have many friends with high enough status that would come so I just gave them a private wedding.
And I'm finishing this chapter with a picture of our finally replaced stove. What did you think? I am probably also going to continue using gifs from now on...they're just so perfect for some situations it's crazy. Also I think they add some humour to the story, don't you think? I swear there will be babies next time...Kyle is already almost half way through his Young Adult life O_O
Thanks for reading!
~Michelle~