SUPERCALIFRAGISTICEXPIALIDOSCIOUS
Yup that's my title, don't like it....I DON'T CARE! Because I am in the best mood ever and you will not ruin it for me, random person who's anti my Mary Poppin's title.
Okay so first I'm going to review the AMA's....THE GOOD
1. Christina Aguleria's opening- Damn she is amazing, she did a bit too much grunting but the costume changes and all that were excellent. She really does keep getting better.
2. Beyonce- my god she's beautiful....I'm straight but damn and her performance was kick-ass
3. Jonas Brothers - love them, loved the green lights, and they just were really good. I was so happy they won the breakthrough artist award.
4. Pink - she was so good, what I love about her is she sounds identical to her cd without lip synching and her voice is really powerful and full of emotion
5. Rihanna - I'd actually put her in meh category but I'm not making one, she was good though, she just always seem like mini-Beyonce to me.
6. Chris Brown - not a big fan but he can dance and get a crowd going which he's supposed to do and his voice is alright. Plus he and Rihanna are so cute.
7. Annie Lennox- Not a fan...I know, I know shoot me in the head, her lyrics are really good but her voice turns me off, I do respect her though and thought she rocked it!
8. Natasha Bedingfield - She needs more props, her voice is really unique and her songs are pretty good.
Bad:
1. Miley Cyrus - Where to start....slutty dancing, lousy singing...wait no I mean SCREAMING, weird dancers, the fact that when her dad presented her he was in a woman's shirt?! UGH!
2. Taylor Swift - No not because her song/voice was bad, no not because it was obviously a swipe at Joe Jonas but because it was boring as hell, she just stood there. It was supposed to be nice and simple but ugh DULL especially because everyone else was rocking it.
3. Mariah Carey - Alright, her voice could be incredible b/c of her range but she is trashy and she does too many riffs....I mean so does Christina Aguleria but idk something about her is a million times better.
4. Coldplay- I LOVE THEM but that performance was eh.
5. PussyCat Dolls - Their songs are catchy but they are just trashy...I'm not a prude but can they go through one performance with clothes on.
If I missed anything, sorry! That's all that's coming to my mind right now. Okay so TV I guess, only ATWT and OTH were new so it'll be shorter.
ATWT- Oh poor drunk Luke. Poor naive Noah. Poor unsespecting Lucinda. Stupid closet cased Brian. That is all.
OTH- Wow, who would've guessed Julian would be the better man between him and Owen?! He actually cares for Brooke & Sam, so I guess I like him. Okay if Peyton has cancer, I'll be pissed! Can't this girl be happy, I'm so sick of crying Peyton and I was getting a break but NO NOW SHE'S CRYING AGAIN! She better be preggers. I love this season's Naley, so cute, and they have light drama but nothing ruining them as a couple which is great. Now to end this, POOR SAM! IF SHE DIES I'LL JUMP OUT OF A FIRST STORY WINDOW!!!!!!!!!! But that was an excellent plot twist, DID NOT SEE THAT COMING! Oh and wow OTH WAY TO MAKE ME WAIT TIL JANUARY FOR IT! SCREW U!
Now back to my good mood, yes it has to do with a boy but that's all I'm going to say. It's personal. (if you message me, I may tell you)
Oh didn't make my school musical but I adore my father here is what he said..."Alright forget that school, I'm going to get you ahead and teach you about real world auditions" I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS SINCE I WAS 10!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Um, anything else? I had the saddest dream: Okay so in it i took my dog 2 school and for some reason my school had all these levels of rocks that if u fall off them u die and anyway I lost my dog and was like OH NO! So I went looking and my history teacher hu i like was rlly mean 2 me about it like haha u lost ur dog. so anyway i enlisted all my friends (even ones who dont attend my school) to help me and then we got to the highest rock level and my dog had jumped off it. I woke up and my dog sleeps on my bed and i hugged him for like 5 minutes then i thought "wow mr.gonnella was rlly mean to me in that dream...does that mean something in dream speak"
That dream is now in a three way tie for worst w/
1.Drunken cats....yes I will tell u about this one
2. Danny Devito....NO I WILL ONE HUNDRED PERCENT NOT DISCUSS THIS DREAM!
It's the newest addition
Oh so the Thanksgiving Day Parade was very good, the highlights were In The Heights, Kristin Chenoweth and Idina Menzel. Lowpoints were Miley Cyrus and then all these random so called musicians. WHO IS PUSH PLAY? WHO IS CHANTELLE? WHO ARE THE CLIQUE GIRLZ (BESIDES 3 10 YR OLDS I MAY KILL)?! WTF?! Stop putting out artists we won't remember in the parade, put in established ones....I hate Miley but at least I know who she is!
I guess that's all
XOXO,
Martha :)