So you CAN stop the beat
Geez, I mean RENT closing made a little sense to me b/c it wasn't selling well anymore...same w/[tos] but LB and Hairspray were doing well! WTF?! Someone fix our goddamn economy, seriously do I have to do these things myself? BECAUSE YOU DON'T WANT ME TO, I'LL JUST CRY AND HIT PEOPLE WHO BOTHER ME, SO FIX THINGS!
Anyway, here's my usual TV update.
Gossip Girl: Remember how I hated Jenny? Yeah, changed my mind, like her, HATE SERENA! I blamed Dan for their breakup cause he's judgemental, changed my mind, he's fine, SHE'S A BITCH! Oh, poor me, I'm Serena, no one understands me except BLAIR AND DAN BUT I'M GOING TO SCREW THEM OVER! Plus, there is ONE QUEEN BITCH AND THAT IS BLAIR! Where was Nate btw? Oh and poor Chuck, his dad is such an ass to him! Oh and Chuck, honey, no the first story you told Dan was true *huggles Chuck*
One Tree Hill: Geez Lucas, way to be an ass to Lindsey! You should've told her you were marrying her over the phone not when she's asking why you're being so weird about book touring that day. I'M SO EFFIN GLAD MILLIE IS BACK! *HOPES MOUTH IS COMING BACK SOON TOO*! Oh, and poor Nathan, Lucas is the couch, NATHAN PLAYS! Okay, no for the main plot, HOW OVER THE TOP CAN YOU GET?! 1. Why was there a pic of Nanny Carrie in the drawer, I guess to show them what she looks like if she comes back but come on, a more realistic picture that obviously wasn't a promotional shot for last season would've worked.
Seriously, they wouldn't have that there. Oh and then, Deb smashing her in the face with a wine bottle and Dan shooting her in the face, EPIC! But the fact that she wasn't DEAD was ridiculous, NO ONE LIVES AFTER A GUN SHOT AND WINE BOTTLE TO THE FACE!
Ugly Betty: Best epi ever! Poor Hilda, she and the coach were cute but it's getting too weird now, she can't be with him til he dumps his wife! I loved the minor Betty/Mark conspiring thing, awesome. Claire knocking over the ice sculpture plus Daniel & Alexis. Let's see what else happened....ummm well basically Daniel's son is ADORABLE and everyone owned Willehmeana, works for me!
So remember how excited I was for OCTOBER 1ST?! How I couldn't wait for Noah to come how from Rome and the Battery's Down to go itunes? BIGGEST LET DOWNS EVER! So a. Luke and Noah were cute at first I mean look at these shots:
BUT NO AFTER 2 MINUTES OF CUTE, THEY HAVE TO GO TO A MEETING FOR THE FOUNDATION! Then they do that, there's drama i don't care about w/Luke's parents so they leave them alone but then THEY AREN'T IN THE REST OF THE EPI! YOU KIDDING ME? Whatever happened to the advertised shot of them on the bench looking adorable! Yes they kissed twice which is good and they were cute but COME ON, give them more.
Noah's face here says it all:
It says, yup we're not getting any today
ANYWAY, the Battery's Down, STILL ISN'T ON ITUNES!!!!! WTF!? I downloaded the videos for now but I really just want the music, not the full epis! ARGH, ITUNES/JAKE WILSON GET ON THAT.
I started watching Law and Order SVU because....a friend........who will remain anon wanted me to watch it and now I love it. That is all
XOXO,
Martha!