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I'm in the Watershed, a cinema and bar and... place in Bristol that does proper free internet and thus wins forever.
One of the things I like about it is their regularly scheduled conferences. There's always a sign in there leading delegates to some fantastic looking stuff. Today there is a conference called 'Beyond Broadcast: Delivering Information to Passenger Transport Customers.'
I've been making up keynote papers ever since. Leaflets and Leaf Fall; how best to announce the autumn timetable. Or Tannoy, not Annoy; remembering proper announcement protocol. Or: Smokin! Enforcing the smoking ban even on open air platforms that are blatantly outside and someone lighting up wouldn't even offend a non-smoker, for god's sake.
Also, the conference I saw the other week: 'Dealing with difficult people'. Well, you can't argue with that. I was probably a case study. But I was wondering, which body of people makes themselves responsible for such a generic thing? The Association of World Peace?
What else is going on? Ok, I was wondering about people's sexual fantasties. Me, I either have ones FAR too embarrassing to describe, or I have huge, epic, soap opera style ones which go on for days and I'm basically a Mary Sue who is openly worshipped by every man I've ever seen. It's like Arnold J Rimmer when he reaches Better Than Life. It's brilliant.
So I was wondering if other people fantasise a lot, and when you use them, and if they're purely for comfort or for getting yourselves off. Or if they don't have sexual fantasies, what other types of fantasies they have. Because I'm curious, and pervy.
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One of the things I like about it is their regularly scheduled conferences. There's always a sign in there leading delegates to some fantastic looking stuff. Today there is a conference called 'Beyond Broadcast: Delivering Information to Passenger Transport Customers.'
I've been making up keynote papers ever since. Leaflets and Leaf Fall; how best to announce the autumn timetable. Or Tannoy, not Annoy; remembering proper announcement protocol. Or: Smokin! Enforcing the smoking ban even on open air platforms that are blatantly outside and someone lighting up wouldn't even offend a non-smoker, for god's sake.
Also, the conference I saw the other week: 'Dealing with difficult people'. Well, you can't argue with that. I was probably a case study. But I was wondering, which body of people makes themselves responsible for such a generic thing? The Association of World Peace?
What else is going on? Ok, I was wondering about people's sexual fantasties. Me, I either have ones FAR too embarrassing to describe, or I have huge, epic, soap opera style ones which go on for days and I'm basically a Mary Sue who is openly worshipped by every man I've ever seen. It's like Arnold J Rimmer when he reaches Better Than Life. It's brilliant.
So I was wondering if other people fantasise a lot, and when you use them, and if they're purely for comfort or for getting yourselves off. Or if they don't have sexual fantasies, what other types of fantasies they have. Because I'm curious, and pervy.
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